[SOS EMERGENCY IM DYING] (3)

 

minmoooong:

so i talked to her

…

………..

 

hamtaro:

oh god

what did u do

 

minmoooong:

well

first

i

 

hamtaro:

nvm

i dont wanna know

ill die from secondhand embarrassment

 

minmoooong:

HEY

THAT’S NOT NICE

DAD TELL HIM HE’S BEING MEAN

 

dadwoo:

I don’t know when I was ever your dad…

But I’m with Ki on this one.

To be honest…

 

hamtaro:

when he spells out tbh…

 

dadwoo:

You know what?

Minhyuk, tell us.

I’m dying to know now.

 

minmoooong:

thanks dad, i knew i could count on u

 

hamtaro:

wtv

 

minmoooong:

ok so basically

it didn’t go terribly

 

hamtaro:

srsly?

 

minmoooong:

yeah

i uh

i got her number

･:*:･(*/////∇/////*)･:*:･

 

hamtaro:

WHAT

NO WAY

YOU???

 

minmoooong:

ok, that’s a bit rude, ki

ive had more dates than u

and we all know it

 

hamtaro:

that’s cuz I’ve been holding off until taeyeon accepts me

 

dadwoo:

Which will never happen.

To be honest

 

hamtaro:

u guys r mean

is there a refund for friendships?

 

minmoooong:

it’s ok

my new friend can replace u

 

hamtaro:

HEY

NO

 

minmoooong:

then ur stuck with us <3

 

hamtaro:

wtv

so u got her number?

 

minmoooong:

YES

WHAT DO I TEXT HER FIRST?

DO I WAIT A FEW DAYS LIKE IN THE MAGAZINES????!?!?!?

 

dadwoo:

Just send a quick greeting message.

Nothing could go wrong with that…

 

hamtaro:

a MILLION things could go wrong with that

like immediate placement into the friend zone

 

dadwoo:

The friend what?

 

hamtaro:

UR MY AGE

y r u so behind on pop culture stuff???

 

dadwoo:

I’m sorry I spend most of my time studying and working.

 

hamtaro:

u should be

the friend zone is basically when someone ur romantically interested in only views u as a friend

 

dadwoo:

So you and Shin Wonho?

 

hamtaro:

NO

IT WOULD’VE AT LEAST BEEN BETTER IF U SAID TAEYEON

IM NOT IN THE FRIEND ZONE WITH SHIN WONHO