Proloug: "Kiss?" Asked the Oder Maya "Sur" Said Brian. "Om nom nom your face tastes good om nom nom" "Where can i get a your face it sounds good" Said Maya "On ur head" Said Brian "wheres on ur head" Asked Maya "Over there" Brian pointed at Maya "Wheres over there" She asked "Ur an idiot" Brian said "Im just being sil- wait u  ate my face? Eh kiss me" "om nom nom nom mmm om nom" "AAAAA my face!!" Cries maya "Yea oder" Brian said "Whats an oder eh imma take it as a complement" "Im breaking up with u oder" Brian said "Whats an oder" asked Maya "A U. AKA AN ONLINE DATER" Brian said. and reported her