I lost my entire story because of laptop issues ..... T.T anyway here is an update XD

 

 

Dear diary,

 It’s been a long time hasn’t it?

Of course it will be a long time …………………….

It’s been 2 weeks and nothing exciting has happened to my life yet.

Everyday get up in the morning and go to work. Weekends sleep in.

I made a new year’s resolution – lose 10 kg but I am eating pizza (with extraaaaaaaaaaaa cheese)

Ughhh

Anyway I am finally tired that I am single for 23 years.( I am 23 yrs old now T.T)

I went to an astrologer and guess what?

He said I will meet my ideal guy this May-July or December through mutual friends.

He will be tall , fair and smart and 4-5 yrs elder than me.

On top of that he will be from South-Eastern direction from my birth city.

I wonder who it will be……….

 

 

 

ANYWAY ,……….

2 days later I went to another astrologer and asked him the same question.

He said I will meet a guy through mutual friends. XD

But he will average-height , olive-skin, 2 yrs older and from the western direction.

 

I no longer believe in astrology. WHYYYYYYYYYY………….

I wonder. Anyway 2 days from that incident I am trying online apps to predict my lover.

I am downloading 2 of them now. XD XD XD

 

I downloaded one and guess what THE FIRST QUESTION IS FREEEEEEEEEEE.

While the other was charging money… So I uninstalled that app. What will I do…

I really really wanted to know how he would look like..

But who cares … Personality over looks. Besides 4 yrs is not THAT HUGE. Let’s go meet up sometime soon.

Okay that was idiotic on my part. BTW I am still waiting for response – I asked looks and age-gap.

It’s been 2 hrs …. Still NO RESPONSE…………..

Love,

Jaejoong

Jaejoong put his pen down and sighed.

“I wonder what he will look like” he said out and blushed.

“Maybe I should try another app or maybe I will just re-install that app again. YOLO”

 

Dear Diary,

I did it – I got 60 bucks offfffff and in return I got 75 bucks discount. Definitely asking them againnn.

Love Jaejoong….

Jaejoong sighed at his stupidity.

“I need to try this again” he said and hugged his app.

“Come for lunch !!!!!!” Jaejoong heard his mother’s voice and he replied “Yeah”

Jaejoong skipped his way to the table “What are we having?”

“Food”

“Mom”

“How is your job going?”

“Well I suppose it is going well”

“How about a lover?”

“I have no lover mom.. I mean look at me”

 

Dear diary,

Guess what the app replied!!!!!!! My spouse will be older than me T.T

But only at max – 4 yrs.

He will be tall.

Wait what is this aggressive in relation means?

To be honest, if it means domestic violence his will be in jail.

XD XD.

But seriously why am I wasting money on astrology when it is proven to be false.

I secretly did my parent’s matching and apparently they are not at allll compatible.

Sure they had a rough start in their marriage (my grandmother is mean) but they are still married – married for 26 yrs and counting.

Astrology is a bunch of lies. Sure my cousin says that her one’s matches BUT for me it doesn’t match at all.

Apparently I trust people EASILY.

WRONG

I TRUSTED PEOPLE EASILY.

THAT WAS IN THE PASTTTTTTTTT.

Love Jaejoong.

Jaejoong sighed ‘I am crazy or desperate. I wonder what he will look like..’

 

 

Jaejoong sighed – his right eye was in pain and he was not feeling well.

‘Why? Probably sick – he wanted to go home and rest but MONDAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.

Actually my dad cooked chicken steak ….

He put peri peri powder and now we are all sick.

My mother became sick on Saturday night itself while I became sick on Monday ………

I am already at office so does it matter but I can miss work… O.O O.O

I am definitely missing work but there is so much traffic’

Jaejoong decided he will wait till 11 before leaving but then he noticed something out of the ordinary – there was a mouse in office.

‘DAFUQ’ Jaejoong literally performed gymnastic and avoided kicking the mouse and pretty much ran to his desk

He began to type the needed stuff, basically writing a long- excuse about his health.

‘I need to type I like I am dying but I am not plus I am not going to work with a mouse. As it is I have a cold and my stomach is killing me , the last thing I need is a mouse. I HATE MYSELF. Tomorrow will be a better day’.

 

 

 

 

 

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