boo seungkwan’s relationship advice column: boy next door or friendly neighbore?

hello lovely readers!

thank you for submitting all of your queries, albeit under several variations of the same name. this week’s column will be themed after wooing your neighbour, and/or trying to catch his attention.

from wejuhu: what do you do if your neighbour has the best singing voice and he sings every morning and you end up being late to work because you’re listening to him singing?

boo: ooh! it’s terrible to mix your personal and professional life together. if listening to him singing is compromising your professional work ethic, consider setting alarms on your phone so you’ll get out of the house on time.

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from junhwen: is it rude to leave flowers for your neighbour in his mailbox?

boo: ah, flowers! they’re the most neutrally-accepted gesture of romancing. i wouldn’t consider it rude, just a little odd. might be best to give them personally! no orange lilies this time ;)

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from huijuwen: how do you talk to your neighbour?

boo: oh boy, that really depends. most people use their mouths.

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from huiwenjun: if my neighbour, hypothetically, really likes a certain artist, is it weird for me to get him an album from that artist?

boo: there are generally four main components of the economy – consumption, investment, government expenditure, and net exports. when there is an increase in consumption, aggregate demand increases, leading to a multiplier effect where the initial increase of demand and resultant production leads to an increase in income, thus spurring on consecutive rounds of demand and production. national income will increase until the initial increase in expenditure is matched by the increase in withdrawals. go ahead and get him that album, ‘huiwenjun’.

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vernon @hansolo

#nowplaying idfc by blackbear

huiwenjun @divaboo

@hansolo @whyjunhui blackbear alert!

wen junhui @whyjunhui

@divaboo @hansolo ive said it before – it’s //not me

huiwenjun @divaboo

@whyjunhui @hansolo right,,,,, those asks were not sent in from the email address  wenjunhui.pledisnews.co

vernon @hansolo

@divaboo @whyjunhui is this about joshua?

wen junhui @whyjunhui

@hansolo @divaboo why does everyone know

vernon @hansolo

@whyjunhui @divaboo we’re listening to the album you bought him

vernon @hansolo

@whyjunhui @divaboo *the album he found in his mailbox

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from: do not answer!!!!!

look, i’m calling for an intervention

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you can’t just leave gifts in joshua’s mailbox

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hansol says he’s mildly creeped out already!!!

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ok tbh joshua just thinks he’s gotten a misdelivery

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even though it had his name on it

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jun i know you’re reading this

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wen jun hui!

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huiwenjun @divaboo

@whyjunhui you can’t run from me forever!!!

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to: me

from: booseungkwan.pledisdaily

subject: dude stop ignoring me

how are you such a hermit crab and a mirror-loving at the same time??

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starship entertainment @starship.ent

[regional] pigeon carriers in my what? it’s more likely than you think! witnesses reportedly saw 12 pigeons flying from @pledisdaily headquarters since morning. more at noon.

starship entertainment @starship.ent

[regional] concerned members of the public have been filing police reports against the disturbances caused by @pledisdaily’s pigeon carriers.

starship entertainment @starship.ent

[regional] power outrage at @pledisdaily headquarters suspected to be due to damaged wiring. the culprit? pigeons.

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plebis – 7 now online

chan has joined the chat.

chan: wow ive never seen scoups so angry

dk: ?? whats up

chan: lecture

hosh: sum1s ben rearign carier pgieons

jeonghan: someone’s been training street pigeons to deliver letters

dk: :O wow!!!!!11!

jihoon: what

minghao: it’s jun

dk: can we get a pigeon

jihoon: no

jeonghan: jun??

chan: is he always this… uh

hosh: dadddy?

jeonghan: longwinded?

chan: close

chan: yes jeonghan

dk: whats happening sound s exciting!

hosh: i almot red citing

dk: *sounds sorry!!!

minghao: don’t be sorry

seungkwan has joined the chat.

jun has left the chat.

seungkwan: oh my god

hosh: ikr hes planing 2 increas overtime?????????

seungkwan: that

seungkwan:

dk: :O

minghao: same

seungkwan: i mean jun

minghao: oh

dk: :OOOO

chan: oh no rip jun

minghao: rip jun

jeonghan: rip jun

hosh: rip jun

dk: rip jun

dk: wait whats goign on

seungkwan: ^

seungkwan: im covering up all reflective surfaces, at toilet 3 now

chan: scoups figured out it was jun

chan: all the bird on his desk

seungkwan: …

seungkwan: rip jun

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from: do not answer!!!!!

carrier pigeons really

to: do not answer!!!!!

you were flooding out my phone???

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if you talked to me i wouldn’t have to flood your phone

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stop trying to smoke me out!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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im 3hrs behind my regular scheduled selfies and vanity!!!!!!!!!!!

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i n t e r v e n t i o n

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