AND THIS PART IS LIKE THE PROLOGUE OR SOMETHING I DUNNO

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KingMingyu: GUYS

 

KingMingyu: HOW MANY CUPS OF DECAF DO A PERSON NEED TO DRINK TO UNDO THE EFFECTS OF DRINKING 9 CUPS OF REGULAR COFFEE?

 

KingMingyu: ASKING FOR A FRIEND.

 

VERNONIE: dude, I don’t think that’s how it works

 

wontonwonwoo: Actually, it works

 

wontonwonwoo: But only for dumb people

 

wontonwonwoo: I’m positive it’ll work on Mingyu

 

KingMingyu: Well joke’s on you

 

KingMingyu: I’m legit asking for a friend

 

KingMingyu: or specifically, for my boyfriend

 

KingMingyu: Jeonghan literally just jugged down 9 cups of coffee

 

DOKYEOMMIE: the ??

 

DOKYEOMMIE: HOW IS HE NOT DEAD YET

 

KingMingyu: And now he’s being weird beside me

 

KingMingyu: Im scared

 

KingMingyu: helpdjd

 

VERNONIE: what d u mean “weird”

 

KingMingyu: um like seeing things that are not there

 

KingMingyu: also he’s having palpitations

 

BOOKWANIE: ok buT I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU’RE STILL HERE ASKING STUPID QUESTIONS

 

BOOKWANIE: GET OFF THIS CHAT AND BRING HIM TO HOSPITAL OR SOMETHING

 

Cheonsa1004: OK BUT GUYS

 

Cheonsa1004: STOP

 

Cheonsa1004: IM OKAY

 

Cheonsa1004: STOP BULLYING MY BOYFRIEND

 

Cheonsa1004: I’ve done this before

 

SCOUPSYA: Yeah I remember

 

SCOUPSYA: then u fell asleep for two days after

 

SCOUPSYA: And then we have to call the police because you wont answer your calls

 

Cheonsa1004: ok but consider this 

 

Cheonsa1004: im with Mingyu this time

 

SCOUPSYA: Uhmmm Jeonghan do u really wanna trust your life on Mingyu

 

KingMingyu: Hey @SCOUPSYA do u wanna fight

 

HaoHao17: Hey hyung, here’s what you have to do

 

HaoHao17: 1. DRINK LOTSA WATER!!!

                  2. Snack on veggies. Or if you have fruits there, they’re okay too!

                  3. Take a walk with Mingyu. Do a little exercise or something

                  4.  Do breathing exercise to ease up ur heart rate.

 

HaoHao17: call me if you’re still not okay!

 

HaoHao17: U might have to go to the hospital

 

Cheonsa1004: HAO URE THE TRU ANGEL IN THIS WORLD

 

Cheonsa1004: Truly a HEHLEPful FRIESND

 

BOOKWANIE: I can already hear the sound of Mingyu pouting in the background

 

wontonwonwoo: Yes for being useless

 

joshuji: What do u need those coffee for tho

 

Cheonsa1004: Rembr tje 30 page report anbout the child salvery

 

joshuji: That was assigned like… 2 months ago

 

joshuji: Are u srsly just doing it now?

 

joshuji: Its due later

 

joshuji: Also get off the chat and sleep. U have 4 hrs until lecture. Ure nt coherent anymore

 

Cheonsa1004: I jsft fmished the paper :D

 

BOOKWANIE: “I” jsft fmished

 

BOOKWANIE: I bet that’s why Mingyu’s there

 

BOOKWANIE: he did like 90% of it while Jeonghan was out there pretending he’s doing something too

 

KingMingyu: THIS IS LITERALLY WHAT HAPPENED

 

KingMingyu: I CAN’T BELIEVE PEOPLE ARE OUT HERE DRAGGING ME FOR BEING USELESS.

 

DEOKYEOMMIE: IJIEJFIOEI hate Jeonghan

 

DEOKYEOMMIE: I hate lazy people

 

Cheonsa1004: Uhmmm

 

Cheonsa1004: Bill Gates hyung can’t relate

 

Cheonsa1004: http://quotesta.com/wp-content/uploads/Bill-Gates-Quotes-Lazy-2.jpg

 

DEOKYEOMMIE: JKKSJDKSJKJK

 

DEOKYEOMMIE: That’s fake news

 

Cheonsa1004: DSN’T MATTER

 

DEOKYEOMMIE: STOP JUST SLEEP

 

DEOKYEOMMIE: I can’t believe we just dragged Mingyu when he’s the tru hero in this situation

 

KingMingyu: ^^^^

 

RamenJunhui: BUT LIKE TBH,

 

RamenJunhui: if I have to be trapped in an island

 

RamenJunhui: and I have to bring a friend

 

RamenJunhui: I’d bring Mingyu

 

KingMingyu: ^^^^^

 

Cheonsa1004: hey @RamenJunhui

 

Cheonsa1004: do I have to be jealous or something

 

RamenJunhui: JHWJRHRUWNO I JUST MEANT HE’S EASILY MANIPULATED

 

RamenJunhui: I CNA JUST SIP ON COCONUT JUCIE AND PLAY WITH FISHES AND HE CAN JSUT BLIUD ME A DRIFTWOOD HOUSE

 

KingMingyu:  U

 

KingMingyu: IM NOT

 

Cheonsa1004: I kinda understand what u mean

 

Cheonsa1004: I did a half-assed aegyo

 

Cheonsa1004: And he finished the whole paper for me

 

KingMingyu: Um no babe ure aegyo was cringy as

 

KingMingyu: I did ur paper because I love u. And I care for u.

 

KingMingyu: <3

 

LeeWooji: can u two sHUT THE UP ITS TOO EARLY FOR THIS

 

HOSHIHOSH: hey guys i just woke up what happened

 

wontonwonwoo: WHAT DO U MEAN U JUST WOKE UP

 

HOSHIHOSH: HEY WHY ARE U YELLING AT ME

wontonwonwoo: UHM WE WERE SUPPOSED TO GO TO SCHOOL TOGETHER

wontonwonwoo: IM WAITING AT THE SHED FOR 40 MINUTES HWAT THE

 

HOSHIHOSH: SHT

 

wontonwonwoo: IM LEAVING U

 

HOSHIHOSH: SHT I FORGOT IM SORRY

 

wontonwonwoo: If ur not here in 10 forget our friendship. Forget u even know me.

 

HOSHIHOSH:  ILL BE THER E I PROMISE

 

DEOKYEOMMIE: ….guys 

 

DEOKYEOMMIE:  when did that two even got close

 

BOOKWANIE: ;) 

 

BOOKWANIE: hmmm interesting