Art of Auto correct

11:11

TWICE ♥

Nayeon created the group TWICE ♥

Nayeon:

Correction. It’s JYP who created TWICE. Not me 😒😒😒

Nayeon:

ANYWAY.

Nayeon added Jjeong

Nayeon added Jihyo

Jjeong:

Yo! (^_^)

Jihyo:

Another group chat?

Nayeon:

Feel free to remove yourself ▔□▔)/▔□▔)/

Jjeong added Mina

Nayeon:

Jeongyeon, I can actually help myself with that. Thank you

Mina added Chae ♥

Mina:

♥_♥

Chae ♥:

My name is so gay.

Jjeong:

People are gay, Chaeyoung.

Chae ♥ change her name to TheRapGod

Mina:

Hearts are pretty! ˋ︿ˊ

Mina:

Then I am your rap goddess ♥

Jjeong:

Mina you can’t rap Lol.

Jihyo:

She pride that Candy boy part HAHA!

Jjeong:

Signal LMAO!

Mina left the conversation

Nayeon:

Jeongyeon watch that attitude or you’ll get that one hard spank.

TheRapGod:

Bottom Alert(^o^)／

Jihyo:

HAHAHAHAHA

TheRapGod added Mina

TheRapGod added Dahyun

TheRapGod added Tzuyu

Nayeon added Momo

Nayeon added Sana

Sana:

I love Group chats without the managers! 😘😘😘

Tzuyu:

You have five seconds to explain yourself, Nayeon.

Nayeon:

I am planning to skip adding you. Thank your lord Chaeyoung, Yodi.

Nayeon:

I mean, Yoda. 😏

Jihyo:

Stop s. We are not here to fight.

Nayeon:

Because I’m pretty.

Nayeon:

Jihyo:

Unnie, stop.

Nayeon:

And y.

Jjeong removed Nayeon

TheRapGod:

Bro, you beat me with it. HAHAHA.

Jjeong:

I know. You all owe me one. HAHA

Tzuyu added Nayeon

Tzuyu:

I love self preserving s. ♥

Nayeon:

I know you love me.😊

Nayeon:

Sana:

I wonder if my name’s invisible.

Jjeong:

Ditto (-┏)

Momo:

I think I am Idiot. I am reading it all here but replying to the old Group.

I just realised. Sigh.

Tzuyu:

Don’t worry Unnie. We do that often.

Momo:

What? Replying in old GC?

Tzuyu:

Nope.

Think you’re an idiot.

Mina:

HELL HAHAHAHA!

TheRapGod:

Tzuyu is the real GOD

Jjeong:

I didn’t see that coming! ^^)

Momo:

Jjeong change Tzuyu’s name to TheGod

Jjeong change her name to Jeongnam

Nayeon change her name to MenBong ♥

Sana:

Men? Gay.

Sana:

Dubyuu~:

MenBong ♥:

That’s mental breakdown you’re welcome SaiDa. 😒

Dahyun:

You’re gay anyway.

MenBong ♥:

Let that be the other side of the story! For pete’s sake!

Jihyo:

Enough. I wonder where d’you guys get that enthusiasm. After 10years of train, I never gets used with the life in home town. I am bored. _(._.)_

Mina:

Yeah. I’m bored too.

Jeongnam:

Fap. 👉👌

Jihyo:

Jeongyeon, you are a bastard.

Dahyun change her name to Dubyuu~

Dubyuu~:

What is FAP!!

Momo change her name to

Jihyo:

EVERYONE AVOID BAD WORDS AND PROFANITIES OR I WILL PINCH YOUR LUNGS WITH A FLIERS!

Sorry that’s auto correct.

change her name to Peach

Mina:

Wow. How a peach near to B-Tch? O?

Sana:

Because she’s Momo.

Sana change her name to Sanapomu

Peach:

WHAT IS FAAAAAP!!

MenBong ♥:

Fap, fap, fap, fap~ I have a pen~ I have an apple~

TheRapGod:

Ugh!

Jeongnam:

Oh God. Chaeyoung you got it so so right
(*´*)

TheGod:

Jeongyeon, delete yourself, please.

TheGod:

Sanapomu:

Yes, right.

Mina:

Such a disgrace to the family.

Jeongnam:

Finally, you talked Pedo.

Dubyuu~:

OMG HAHAHAHA XD

Sanapomu:

Finally Jeongyeon said something with sense (^o^)

TheRapGod:

I AM AN ADULT.

TheGod:

You are a baby (^-^)

TheRapGod:

ZHOU TZUYU I AM LITERALLY OLDER THAN YOU.

TheGod:

A mad baby ♥👶

Sanapomu:

Don’t you think Tzuyu is the gayest?

Peach:

Sana you mistyped, “I’m jealous,”

Sanapomu:

I can spell it myself thank you!

Sanapomu:

THE TOPIC IS MINA AS PEDO Y’ALL!

TheGod:

♥ ♥ ♥ Aren’t the jealous Sana the cutest?

Mina:

I am not A E🐽🐽

Jihyo:

Aaaaaaaanyway guys I’m having so much sweet surprise with y’all when we meet again next week.

Sanapomu:

Yes! There’s a lot of beautiful stuffs here in the proud province of Osaka!

MenBong ♥:

I’m afraid I need to upgrade in a bigger p.ussy.

Jeongnam:

WTF.

Sanapomu:

( Σ( ° △ °|||)︴

Jihyo:

Dubyuu~:

(⊙o⊙)？

MenBong ♥:

Mine is a disaster all the time. Its so small and I can’t keep all my stuffs here.

Dubyuu~:

OMG . DISASTER HAHAHAHAHAHAHA XD I’M FARTING🐘💨

Sanapomu:

You need a help from the expert ＼(☆o☆)／

Mina:

You mean purse?

MenBong ♥:

Yeah, why?

MenBong ♥:

OMG. MY PHONE CHANGE IT ><

Jeongnam:

Don’t worry, I still love it even you don’t upgrade.

TheGod:

Too bad you are the bottom.

Peach:

Burrrrrrrn! 👮🔫🌋🔥

MenBong ♥:

Yes, Jeongyeon is a lousy bottom.

TheRapGod:

Oh God. Isn’t this too much?

Sanapomu:

Guess who else is a bottom! No clue.

TheGod:

SHUT THE FCK UP SANA. NO ONE NEEDS YOUR OPINION.

Jeongnam:

BWAHAHAHAHA NOW KARMA AS TZU. HAHAHA

Dubyuu~:

HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHARD

TheRapGod:

Tzuyu is not a bottom!

Sanapomu:

Bro, what.

Peach:

OMG.

Mina:

Chaeyoung what.

Mina:

CHAEYOUNG I AM DEMANDING A CLEAR EXPLANATION.

Jihyo:

Everyone, Added rules. No promotion of infidelity! Again, No infidelity!

Mina:

THANKS THAT I AM STILL ON AIRPORT. SON CHAEYOUNG YOU REALLY NEED TO EXPLAIN. OPEN YOUR GATE.

Peach:

This is why being a gay-free individual is somewhat helpful.

Peach:

I felt very productive today.

Dubyuu~:

You think so?

MenBong ♥:

Yess. I am in Momo’s place and I never thought of her this obedient.

Jihyo:

What did you guys do?

Peach:

I cleaned my room and the whole house! I even cooked white macaroni for Nayeon! I gave her huge bo.ner in the couch until she passed out.

Dubyuu~:

NAYEON HAD A HUGE B.ONER EVERYONE!! THIS IS SO ALARMING! 🚨🚨

TheGod:

I told you. Jeongyeon is the bottom!

Sanapomu:

Eewww do not need to know that!

MenBong ♥:

I DON’T DO BON.ER.

Peach:

Sorry. I mean, I gave her huge bowl until she passed out. It’s auto correct.

Jeongnam:

NAYEoN we aRe NOT aNd TzUyU PLeAsE, I Am noT a BOTtOm.

Jihyo:

Do you really consider me as a leader?

Sanapomu:

Yes we do. Let us not talk about this disgusting things guys!

Dubyuu~:

I agree.

Peach:

I second devotion!

Dubyuu:

Unnie its notion.

Peach:

Wise .

Jeongnam:

Chill. Just like me, I hadda meter minder on:-)

Jihyo:

For what?

Sanapomu:

Baking?!?! OMG I’m coming to you!

Jeongnam:

Okay sweetie!

TheGod:

Sanapomu:

Oops. I changed my mind. I’m not coming.

TheGod:

(^_^)

Sanapomu:

Just tell me how can Chaeyoung say you’re not a bottom.

TheGod:

Well, as far as I remember, Jeongyeon hates waiting. You can come baby.

Jihyo:

That’s genius @Jeongnam text me the ingredients of that!

Dubyuu~:

Just flour!

Jihyo:

I know Kim Dahyun.

Dubyuu~:

Why ask!

Mina:

I’m back!

Dubyuu~:

Where is Chaeyoung!

Mina:

On bed.

Mina changed the group photo

Mina:

My ♔

Dubyuu~:

PNH/!XIBU!EJE!ZPV!

Dubyuu~:

What did yoo doo unnii?

Jihyo:

Mina you don’t need to answer that!

Mina:

(^_^)

TheGod change her name to MiChaengIsTragic

Mina:

Okay. Then, explain yourself.

MiChaengIsTragic:

No.

TheRapGod:

So who is tragic again?

Jeongnam:

Flour, eggs, refined sugar, water, butter and cute shaping tools. But I used already mixed doe. It’s so yummy.

Jeongnam:

Sorry to interrupt. I just finished typing that.

Jeongnam:

Teehee (^.^)

Mina:

Baking? I love that!

Jihyo:

No special recipes?

MiChaengIsTragic:

We baked last time in Sana’s house.

MiChaengIsTragic:

And she advised me to use her vginal extract as special recipe.

MiChaengIsTragic:

It’s yummy. And smells nice.

Jihyo:

So it’s Sana’s va.ginal extract?

Dubyuu~:

ZHOU TZUYU DELETE YOURSELF I AM BEGGING YOU.

MiChaengIsTragic:

I mean VANILLA extract!

MiChaengIsTragic:

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YOU KNOW AUTO CORRECT RIGHT?

MiChaengIsTragic:

Vanilla extract and flavour.

MiChaengIsTragic:

APPLE!

MiChaengIsTragic:

NOT !

MiChaengIsTragic:

VANILLA EXTRACT AND APPLE FLAVOUR F’UCK THIS! MOTHERF’UCKING AUTTODECCK.

MiChaengIsTragic:

AUTO CUCUMBER.

MiChaengIsTragic:

AUTO ERECT.

MiChaengIsTragic:

Oh JESUS.

MiChaengIsTragic:

SHEEEET. WHO EVER FU'CKING DISCOVER THIS DECKING AUTO CUCUMBER WILL DIE WITH ALL THE CATS AND DOGS!

Jihyo:

Sorry I asked(´•_•`)

Sanapomu:

Thanks to Tzuyu, Momo came here to get some of my vginal extract!😒😒😒

MiChaengIsTragic:

You have to kick her away!

MiChaengIsTragic:

I will come to you!!!

Sanapomu:

Tzuyu you’re in Taiwan. Thanks.

MiChaengIsTragic:

THAT’S WHY A PLANE TICKET EXIST!

Dubyuu~:

That’s sweet!

Peach:

I wonder why I’m single.

Dubyuu~:

Good Afternoon you beautiful ;) -your imaginary boyfriend.

Peach:

Thanks Dahyun. You are so supportive.

TWICE/ONCE

HELLO EVERYONE! Jus wanna congratulate fans and the girlies to this hype cumback.
My lovies caught me off guard especially my MiChaeng UGH.

THEY ARE ALIVE ♥_♥
Anyway, don’t forget to stream. Also the LOA for fan project!

Already a story?

Yes. It is already posted on my The Untold Fairytales which is most known (by my first readers) As the Gay Bible. Sing

I decided to bring it in another book since it doesn’t fit the drabble collection Hahar! And also, I added some script and another thing into here. To make it look decent than the previous one. Like my Dr. Myoui. Anyway, look forward to that story too ♥

The Cellphone code?

Sing

Isn’t it pretty? Push the home button and there is a hidden link that will lead you where did I purchased the code. But rather than the phone and bubbles, I do all the tweakings there and this author’s note scroll. Coding is fun!!