Art of Auto correct
INCORRECT TWICE11:11
TWICE ♥
Nayeon:
Correction. It’s JYP who created TWICE. Not me 😒😒😒
Nayeon:
ANYWAY.
Jjeong:
Yo! (^_^)
Jihyo:
Another group chat?
Nayeon:
Feel free to remove yourself ▔□▔)/▔□▔)/
Nayeon:
Jeongyeon, I can actually help myself with that. Thank you
Mina:
♥_♥
Chae ♥:
My name is so gay.
Jjeong:
People are gay, Chaeyoung.
Mina:
Hearts are pretty! ˋ︿ˊ
Mina:
Then I am your rap goddess ♥
Jjeong:
Mina you can’t rap Lol.
Jihyo:
She pride that Candy boy part HAHA!
Jjeong:
Signal LMAO!
Nayeon:
Jeongyeon watch that attitude or you’ll get that one hard spank.
TheRapGod:
Bottom Alert(^o^)/
Jihyo:
HAHAHAHAHA
Sana:
I love Group chats without the managers! 😘😘😘
Tzuyu:
You have five seconds to explain yourself, Nayeon.
Nayeon:
I am planning to skip adding you. Thank your lord Chaeyoung, Yodi.
Nayeon:
I mean, Yoda. 😏
Jihyo:
Stop s. We are not here to fight.
Nayeon:
Because I’m pretty.
Nayeon:
Jihyo:
Unnie, stop.
Nayeon:
And y.
TheRapGod:
Bro, you beat me with it. HAHAHA.
Jjeong:
I know. You all owe me one. HAHA
Tzuyu:
I love self preserving s. ♥
Nayeon:
I know you love me.😊
Nayeon:
Sana:
I wonder if my name’s invisible.
Jjeong:
Ditto (-┏)
Momo:
I think I am Idiot. I am reading it all here but replying to the old Group.
I just realised. Sigh.
Tzuyu:
Don’t worry Unnie. We do that often.
Momo:
What? Replying in old GC?
Tzuyu:
Nope.
Think you’re an idiot.
Mina:
HELL HAHAHAHA!
TheRapGod:
Tzuyu is the real GOD
Jjeong:
I didn’t see that coming! ^^)
Momo:
Sana:
Men? Gay.
Sana:
Dubyuu~:
MenBong ♥:
That’s mental breakdown you’re welcome SaiDa. 😒
Dahyun:
You’re gay anyway.
MenBong ♥:
Let that be the other side of the story! For pete’s sake!
Jihyo:
Enough. I wonder where d’you guys get that enthusiasm. After 10years of train, I never gets used with the life in home town. I am bored. _(._.)_
Mina:
Yeah. I’m bored too.
Jeongnam:
Fap. 👉👌
Jihyo:
Jeongyeon, you are a bastard.
Dubyuu~:
What is FAP!!
Jihyo:
EVERYONE AVOID BAD WORDS AND PROFANITIES OR I WILL PINCH YOUR LUNGS WITH A FLIERS!
:
Sorry that’s auto correct.
Mina:
Wow. How a peach near to B-Tch? O?
Sana:
Because she’s Momo.
Peach:
WHAT IS FAAAAAP!!
MenBong ♥:
Fap, fap, fap, fap~ I have a pen~ I have an apple~
TheRapGod:
Ugh!
Jeongnam:
Oh God. Chaeyoung you got it so so right
(*´*)
TheGod:
Jeongyeon, delete yourself, please.
TheGod:
Sanapomu:
Yes, right.
Mina:
Such a disgrace to the family.
Jeongnam:
Finally, you talked Pedo.
Dubyuu~:
OMG HAHAHAHA XD
Sanapomu:
Finally Jeongyeon said something with sense (^o^)
TheRapGod:
I AM AN ADULT.
TheGod:
You are a baby (^-^)
TheRapGod:
ZHOU TZUYU I AM LITERALLY OLDER THAN YOU.
TheGod:
A mad baby ♥👶
Sanapomu:
Don’t you think Tzuyu is the gayest?
Peach:
Sana you mistyped, “I’m jealous,”
Sanapomu:
I can spell it myself thank you!
Sanapomu:
THE TOPIC IS MINA AS PEDO Y’ALL!
TheGod:
♥ ♥ ♥ Aren’t the jealous Sana the cutest?
Mina:
I am not A E🐽🐽
Jihyo:
Aaaaaaaanyway guys I’m having so much sweet surprise with y’all when we meet again next week.
Sanapomu:
Yes! There’s a lot of beautiful stuffs here in the proud province of Osaka!
MenBong ♥:
I’m afraid I need to upgrade in a bigger p.ussy.
Jeongnam:
WTF.
Sanapomu:
( Σ( ° △ °|||)︴
Jihyo:
Dubyuu~:
(⊙o⊙)?
MenBong ♥:
Mine is a disaster all the time. Its so small and I can’t keep all my stuffs here.
Dubyuu~:
OMG . DISASTER HAHAHAHAHAHAHA XD I’M FARTING🐘💨
Sanapomu:
You need a help from the expert \(☆o☆)/
Mina:
You mean purse?
MenBong ♥:
Yeah, why?
MenBong ♥:
OMG. MY PHONE CHANGE IT ><
Jeongnam:
Don’t worry, I still love it even you don’t upgrade.
TheGod:
Too bad you are the bottom.
Peach:
Burrrrrrrn! 👮🔫🌋🔥
MenBong ♥:
Yes, Jeongyeon is a lousy bottom.
TheRapGod:
Oh God. Isn’t this too much?
Sanapomu:
Guess who else is a bottom! No clue.
TheGod:
SHUT THE FCK UP SANA. NO ONE NEEDS YOUR OPINION.
Jeongnam:
BWAHAHAHAHA NOW KARMA AS TZU. HAHAHA
Dubyuu~:
HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHARD
TheRapGod:
Tzuyu is not a bottom!
Sanapomu:
Bro, what.
Peach:
OMG.
Mina:
Chaeyoung what.
Mina:
CHAEYOUNG I AM DEMANDING A CLEAR EXPLANATION.
Jihyo:
Everyone, Added rules. No promotion of infidelity! Again, No infidelity!
Mina:
THANKS THAT I AM STILL ON AIRPORT. SON CHAEYOUNG YOU REALLY NEED TO EXPLAIN. OPEN YOUR GATE.
Peach:
This is why being a gay-free individual is somewhat helpful.
Peach:
I felt very productive today.
Dubyuu~:
You think so?
MenBong ♥:
Yess. I am in Momo’s place and I never thought of her this obedient.
Jihyo:
What did you guys do?
Peach:
I cleaned my room and the whole house! I even cooked white macaroni for Nayeon! I gave her huge bo.ner in the couch until she passed out.
Dubyuu~:
NAYEON HAD A HUGE B.ONER EVERYONE!! THIS IS SO ALARMING! 🚨🚨
TheGod:
I told you. Jeongyeon is the bottom!
Sanapomu:
Eewww do not need to know that!
MenBong ♥:
I DON’T DO BON.ER.
Peach:
Sorry. I mean, I gave her huge bowl until she passed out. It’s auto correct.
Jeongnam:
NAYEoN we aRe NOT aNd TzUyU PLeAsE, I Am noT a BOTtOm.
Jihyo:
Do you really consider me as a leader?
Sanapomu:
Yes we do. Let us not talk about this disgusting things guys!
Dubyuu~:
I agree.
Peach:
I second devotion!
Dubyuu:
Unnie its notion.
Peach:
Wise .
Jeongnam:
Chill. Just like me, I hadda meter minder on:-)
Jihyo:
For what?
Sanapomu:
Baking?!?! OMG I’m coming to you!
Jeongnam:
Okay sweetie!
TheGod:
Sanapomu:
Oops. I changed my mind. I’m not coming.
TheGod:
(^_^)
Sanapomu:
Just tell me how can Chaeyoung say you’re not a bottom.
TheGod:
Well, as far as I remember, Jeongyeon hates waiting. You can come baby.
Jihyo:
That’s genius @Jeongnam text me the ingredients of that!
Dubyuu~:
Just flour!
Jihyo:
I know Kim Dahyun.
Dubyuu~:
Why ask!
Mina:
I’m back!
Dubyuu~:
Where is Chaeyoung!
Mina:
On bed.
Mina:
My ♔
Dubyuu~:
PNH/!XIBU!EJE!ZPV!
Dubyuu~:
What did yoo doo unnii?
Jihyo:
Mina you don’t need to answer that!
Mina:
(^_^)
Mina:
Okay. Then, explain yourself.
MiChaengIsTragic:
No.
TheRapGod:
So who is tragic again?
Jeongnam:
Flour, eggs, refined sugar, water, butter and cute shaping tools. But I used already mixed doe. It’s so yummy.
Jeongnam:
Sorry to interrupt. I just finished typing that.
Jeongnam:
Teehee (^.^)
Mina:
Baking? I love that!
Jihyo:
No special recipes?
MiChaengIsTragic:
We baked last time in Sana’s house.
MiChaengIsTragic:
And she advised me to use her vginal extract as special recipe.
MiChaengIsTragic:
It’s yummy. And smells nice.
Jihyo:
So it’s Sana’s va.ginal extract?
Dubyuu~:
ZHOU TZUYU DELETE YOURSELF I AM BEGGING YOU.
MiChaengIsTragic:
I mean VANILLA extract!
MiChaengIsTragic:
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YOU KNOW AUTO CORRECT RIGHT?
MiChaengIsTragic:
Vanilla extract and flavour.
MiChaengIsTragic:
APPLE!
MiChaengIsTragic:
NOT !
MiChaengIsTragic:
VANILLA EXTRACT AND APPLE FLAVOUR F’UCK THIS! MOTHERF’UCKING AUTTODECCK.
MiChaengIsTragic:
AUTO CUCUMBER.
MiChaengIsTragic:
AUTO ERECT.
MiChaengIsTragic:
Oh JESUS.
MiChaengIsTragic:
SHEEEET. WHO EVER FU'CKING DISCOVER THIS DECKING AUTO CUCUMBER WILL DIE WITH ALL THE CATS AND DOGS!
Jihyo:
Sorry I asked(´•_•`)
Sanapomu:
Thanks to Tzuyu, Momo came here to get some of my vginal extract!😒😒😒
MiChaengIsTragic:
You have to kick her away!
MiChaengIsTragic:
I will come to you!!!
Sanapomu:
Tzuyu you’re in Taiwan. Thanks.
MiChaengIsTragic:
THAT’S WHY A PLANE TICKET EXIST!
Dubyuu~:
That’s sweet!
Peach:
I wonder why I’m single.
Dubyuu~:
Good Afternoon you beautiful ;) -your imaginary boyfriend.
Peach:
Thanks Dahyun. You are so supportive.
01
TWICE/ONCE
HELLO EVERYONE! Jus wanna congratulate fans and the girlies to this hype cumback.
My lovies caught me off guard especially my MiChaeng UGH.
THEY ARE ALIVE ♥_♥
Anyway, don’t forget to stream. Also the LOA for fan project!
02
Already a story?
Yes. It is already posted on my The Untold Fairytales which is most known (by my first readers) As the Gay Bible.
I decided to bring it in another book since it doesn’t fit the drabble collection Hahar! And also, I added some script and another thing into here. To make it look decent than the previous one. Like my Dr. Myoui. Anyway, look forward to that story too ♥
03
The Cellphone code?
Isn’t it pretty? Push the home button and there is a hidden link that will lead you where did I purchased the code. But rather than the phone and bubbles, I do all the tweakings there and this author’s note scroll. Coding is fun!!
The badasses XD:
Thank you!
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