Daily dose of diss
STAYAfter lisa turned off her camera
She decided to start the day by annoying her unnies.
Lisa POV
i know my unnies are just acting that they hate it when im doing my aegyo acts but i know deep inside their days wont be complete without my aegyo.
Light bulb appeared above lisa 's head indicating that...
I got a pretty good idea. Since chae is having a hard time cooking because the oil is hurting her.....
LISA OPPA! TO THE RESCUE!!!!!
Lisa run back to her room to go get something to use as cape.
Since lisa oppa is trying to save rosé shes going to sing the intro of superman movies while intentionally adding her signature ehee into it
(Bum ba baba buum na na na na na) while doing a superman pose
I was trying to approach chae unnie like that but here comes the savage lady of blackpink???!!!: watch your mouth when you speak her name?!?! JENNIE ehem* ehem* uh- babe
" what are you up to again jolisa?" Jennie babe said
Just some piece of advice, if you want jennie to like you, Play her favorite game "THE SAVAGE GAME!" and thats exactly what i'll do right now.
Here goes nothing.... " None of your business UNNIE???
woaaaah poong poong poong pooooooooong!!!! Poong poong poompumpunng Jisoo unnie was surpised then sang her poong song
Jennie unnie was taken back but she manage to hide it in her smile "savage huh?" Oooh see? Told ya it works. She then stood up from her seat and walk to where i was
I must say shes doing it seductively. Like very very hot guys! Uh oh?! This is one of my ultimate weakness Jennie unnnie's iness the other one is her hidden aegyo. When she was infront of me already jennie unnie does something that can kill me right here! Right now!
If you think im over reacting well: middle finger uuuup F U... my hearteu cant take this. Pheeeew calm down heart! ? Wondering what shes doing? Well she just ran her hand from my head to my cheeks and settled there, shes carresing my cheeks while looking at me lovingly. Oh please stop it unnie im going to diee already. Im daydreaming as always am i?
After a few seconds that melting gaze of hers turned into something new. Uh ooh? Her devil gaze! She glared at me while having that evil smile. That sweet caressing turns into pinching she then grabbed my ear and twist it till i feel that shes ripping it off...
Ow ow aww oucccch! Unnie unnie u-unnie it hurts!!! She let go of my ear and rant "It hurts?! Serves you right, that is for badly talking back!" She continued her ranting.. " be a bad girl again im gonna dye your hair to black specially that fake hair of yours" she said that in a firm intimidating tone
"Nomuhaeeeeee!! Ooooh scary! No more unnie sorrrry!! Sorri "i said while im bowing to the queen of savageness JENNIE! shes still having that evil smile on her face but she laugh out loud when i imitated jisoo unnie's Sorri😂😂
"Now go! Before i change my mind" jennie unnie coldly said
Jisoo unnie was happily watching us like were some kind of a kdrama scene
HA HA thats my girl !! high five jendeuk! ✋✋✋
Paak! ✋✋🙋🙋
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There you go guys chapter 3!! Thanks for reading this trash😂😂😂
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