Has anyone ever wondered why peacocks are called peacocks?

It's because their are the size of peas.

I wonder if a shuttlecock's explodes in 10 seconds...

(Wow, I never want to ride a shuttle)

Why are fairy tales always about princesses and never fairies?

The key in finding your true love is Key.

Why are my jokes cheesy?

(I don't know, it's a piece of cheesecake to make them)