Convo 5

Black Pink in Your Texts

The author forgot which user was who

The author has set all users to their realnames

Jennie has updated her status to "Really author? Really?"

Rose has updated her status to "She finally returns and THIS is what happens."

Jisoo has updated her status to "SHe fORgoT WHo wE weRe"

Lisa has updated her status to "This is why no one likes you"

 

...The author isn't done yet...

The author also doesn't remember who's colors were who's

After getting flamed on, the author decided to go through the chapters to try to figure out the colors

The author would have done this for the usernames too but... let's be real her THOSE USERNAMES CHANGED TOO OFTEN

Also the author is lazy *shrugs*

 

Jennie has updated her status to " we know you're lazy, you never update"

Lisa has updated her status to "She's probably writing this because she's procrastinating her other stories."

Jisoo has updated her status to "Literally she decided to roast herself instead of updating."

Rose has updated her status to "At least she updated Over this(Over you?) more often than she has ever"

Author has updated her status to "Shameless plug in cause I'm shameless"

Author has updated her status to "AND ANOTHER check out: A Series of Fortunate Events! I promised my friend I would try to update more and I plan on keeping that promise!"

 

Author has updated her status: "Ok time for the real text convo to start: *drum roll* *kicks the kick drum off a cliff* oops?"

 

Lisa: I'm hungry. Someone help?

Jisoo: You're literally 21 years old, help yourself

^

Jisoo: ^

Jisoo: Hi hungry, I'm Jisoo

Rose: Oh god.

Rose: SOmeone STop HeR

Rose: Jennie unnie do something

Jennie: You think I can stop this?

Rose: Yes

Jennie: ...

Jennie: You're not wrong

Jennie: But I love her

Jennie: so

Jennie: *shrugs*

Rose: Oh god

Rose: You're so whipped

Jennie: Say that to my face

Jisoo: Hi whipped, I'm Jisoo c:

Jennie: I know babe.

Jisoo: hehe c:

Rose: Uh guys?

Rose: I think LIsa's having an identity crisis?

Rose: I can hear her from my room

Rose: She keeps mumbling to herself that maybe she is hungry and isn't Lisa

Rose: Jisoo unnie I think you broke her

Jennie: She'll be fine

Jennie: Besides at least now she isn't bothering us to feed her

Rose: ^

Rose: I mean...

Rose: I guess you're right...

Rose: I feel a little wrong though

Jisoo: Don't feel wrong :c

Jisoo: You have a right... hand hahaha

Rose: Unnie, no

Jennie: ^

Jennie: As much as I love you that was terrible and you need to stop

Jisoo: :c

Jisoo has left the chat

Lisa has updated her status to "It's final, I'm no longer Lisa, I am no Hungry"

Jisoo has updated her status to "Everyone bullies me :c"

Author has updated her status to "I feel you Jisoo, everyone bullies me too :c"

Jennie has updated her status to "Shut up @Author"

Rose has updated her status to "^"

Jisoo has updated her status to "^"

Lisa has updated her status to "^"

Author has updated her status to "^"


A/N For my friend. I hope this made you laugh

 

-Shadowpanda

 

P.S If anybody has any requests for future text convos feel free to leave them in the comments and I'll get to them ^_^

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Noot-Noot
#1
Chapter 5: Jensoo has me soft
DragonKingYeba #2
Chapter 4: Lmao this is dope! Reminds me of that other fic but with red velvet! Jensoo feelsssss
cornNbearbrick
#3
Chapter 4: I AM LISA. AS CONFUSED AS HER
Heexio
#4
Chapter 4: Lolol that's how much Jennie loves her ice-cream
YoongieYul
#5
Chapter 3: jennie yeah she'll probably say that. no doubt. xD
cornNbearbrick
#6
Chapter 3: ON POINT GURLLLL
Checking back for more BP in your text ;)
LxttleRebel
#7
Chapter 3: AMEN.
I love how Lisa fights for Jennie's affection... sort of HAHAHAHA love it.
Yoontaennie_07
#8
Chapter 3: Jennie is definitely without a doubt... the iest
LxttleRebel
#9
Chapter 2: HAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE IT. Need more of this D: it's too good. Looking forward to the next chap!
wnniedpooh #10
Chapter 2: Oh oh... Im very not amused with this! XD definitely looking foward to next chap