sleep with both eyes open

Taes Hoes
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you [GAYHYUNG] created “get yoongays his strIPPER”

you [GAYHYUNG] added [Min Yoongi] and [Jung Hoseok]

 

you [GAYHYUNG] changed [Min Yoongi] to [yoongay]

you [GAYHYUNG] changed [Jung Hoseok] to [jhoe]


 

[GAYHYUNG]: what up ess

 

[jhoe]: ayyy what it is

 

[yoongay]: im leavin

 

[GAYHYUNG]:  i havnt sen ya face in lke yearsss

 

[yoongay]: first

 

[yoongay]: were textin ya still aint gonna see ma face ya

 

[yoongay]: secnd

 

[yoongay]: i saw ya ugly face on friday

 

[yoongay]: im good for anotha yr

 

[jhoe]: iss tusday tho

 

[yoongay]: n ur point is????

 

[yoongay]: i said what i said

 

[GAYHYUNG]: WOW

 

[GAYHYUNG]: WOWOWOWW

 

[GAYHYUNG]: hre i be

 

[GAYHYUNG]: tryin ma best to halp out ya sad escuse of a love life

 

[GAYHYUNG]: n dis da kin of disssrespec i get

 

[GAYHYUNG]: i be offended fo real man

 

[yoongay]: who u callin sad ecuse when ya sorry cant look jungkook in the eye

 

[GAYHYUNG]: jungcock who?

 

[GAYHYUNG]: sddnly i cant read

 

[jhoe]: boiiii

 

[jhoe]: yall both sad af

 

[jhoe]: cries tears fo ya constipated asses

 

[GAYHYUNG]: ….

 

[GAYHYUNG]: anYWYS

 

[GAYHYUNG]: i has da impotant info

 

[GAYHYUNG]: n i cant keep secccrets fo so listn up uglies

 

[jhoe]: ayy spill da good stuff

 

[GAYHYUNG]: a lil birdy tol me dat the stripper be in da love wit da shortie boii

 

[jhoe]: who da bird be??

 

[GAYHYUNG]: dat lil birdy be me

 

[yoongay]: WTF KIM TAEHYUNG 

[yoongay]: how in di hell do ya know

 

[GAYHYUNG]: i askd

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