Hotel Mania!

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A/N: This chapter has some mentions about in the Soonhoonchan part of this chapter, so if you're uncomfortable, I advise you not to read that part

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INVESTIGATION 10:33 am

PapaCoups: Finally! The Hotel!

SassyBooDiva: How'd you afford this hotel hyung?

HaoHao: Stole from a bank!

DicapriNO: Suspicious...

CuteFluffyAnger: You don't say...

DevilMom: Kay kids! Mingaho rented out 6 rooms each having one bed except the last one which has two

DevilMom: That means some of us (couple or not) have to share a bed

BookWoo: Should I get Mingyu then?

MingPuppy: YAY! BABYCAKES!

BookWoo: Never call me that ever again

MingPuppy: :,)

DevilMom: I'm taking Seungcheol with me

MeatJunJun: OOH MINGHAO! CHINA LINE

HaoHao: Kay

SassyBooDiva: Vernon! 98-line buddy!

DicapriNO: :D

DevilMom: Jisoo, Seokmin. The pure ones stay together

UNeedJisoos: Y do u tell us what to do

BananaHorse: U DONT WANNA STAY WITH ME HYUNG???

UNeedJisoos: NO I DO! Sorry if I hurt ur feelings

BananaHorse: Nah, it's fine

DevilMom: I'll look into that later...

PapaCoups: I'm assuming Hoshi and Woozi will be together?

NaegaHosh_10:10: Yup!

CuteFluffyAnger changed his name to PeanutButter

PeanutButter changed NaegaHosh_10:10's name to Jelly

PeanutButter: Yup!

Jelly: Awwww, cute couple names!

MeatJunJun: Disgusting

SassyBooDiva: Who are you and what did you do to Jihoon

PeanutButter: Where's my guitar

BookWoo: And he's back

MeatJunJun: IM SORRY! PLZ DONT KILL ME!

DicapriNO: Hahaha! I'll go to the rooms now

ChannieSaur: WAIT HOW BOUT ME!

Jelly: U can hang with us

ChannieSaur: Ok! Bye hyungs!

PapaCoups: Bye guys, see u guys in 2 hours for lunch?

UNeedJisoos: Sounds good

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Parents + Sunshine (4) 10:46 am

BananaHorse: HYUNG! THERE'S NO SOAP!

UNeedJisoos: There should be some in the cabinet

DevilMom: Lol, we have extra soap if you need

BananaHorse: But you guys are like at the opposite end...

PapaCoups: Why don't u ask Vernon then?

BananaHorse: Oh yeah!

UNeedJisoos: He ran out the door

PapaCoups: I thot he was lazy

DevilMom: I'm sleeping! Nite guys

PapaCoups: Nvm, HE'S lazy

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BananaHorse to DicapriNO

BananaHorse: VERNON!!!!

BananaHorse: VERNON!!!

BananaHorse: HEADLINES!!!

DicapriNO: WHAT!

BananaHorse: Do u have soap?

DicapriNO: Why do u need soap?

BananaHorse: Cuz our room doesn't have any

DicapriNO: Yeah, come stop by our room

BananaHorse: Kay, coming

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SassyBooDiva to HaoHao

SassyBooDiva: Seokmin's at the door

SassyBooDiva: HE'S TALKING TO VERNON!

SassyBooDiva: I'm jealous

HaoHao: You're telling me this why?

SassyBooDiva: ! WRONG NUMBER! MEANT FOR JISOO!!!!

HaoHao: Interesting...

HaoHao: Don't forget this Seungkwan

SassyBooDiva: You're one scary hyung

HaoHao: :)

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SassyBooDiva to MingPuppy

SassyBooDiva: HYUNG!!!

MingPuppy: ?

SassyBooDiva: Wait this is Mingyu-hyung, nvm

MingPuppy: what

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SassyBooDiva to UNeedJisoos

SassyBooDiva: HYUNG!

UNeedJisoos: Yes Seungkwan?

SassyBooDiva: HELP ME!

SassyBooDiva: I'M JEALOUS OF SEOKMIN-HYUNG WHO'S AT THE DOOR TALKING TO VERNON

UNeedJisoos: I'll help you, come over to the room

SassyBooDiva: Okay

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DicapriNO to BananaHorse

DicapriNO: Why's Seungkwan going to ur place?

BananaHorse: Idk, to talk to Josh-hyung probably

DicapriNO: Oh

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BookWoo to MingPuppy

BookWoo: Is it just me or do I smell tension in the air?

MingPuppy: Idk

MingPuppy: Let's just leave it alone

BookWoo: Okay

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The Star, Fairy, and Baby (3) 10:57 am

ChannieSaur: THIS BED IS SO SOFT!!

ChannieSaur: AND THERE'S A TV!

ChannieSaur: IT ROTATES BETWEEN THE BEDROOM AND THE LIVING ROOM

PeanutButter: There's even a nice jacuzzi

Jelly: U wanna go in later? ;)

PeanutButter: See

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LilStar810
#1
Chapter 8: CHANNIR! MY POOR INNOCENT BABY (eventhough your 3 yrs older than me) ISNT INNOCENT ANYMORE! OHHH THE BLASPHEMY
teitatoo
#2
Chapter 8: "Roger that sir" and I thought about Shoot me and go ^_^
darexvyn #3
Chapter 7: Idk why bit I lol so much every time Woozi tells Jisoo "nah" after being scolded for language
SoonChanSoonHoon #4
Chapter 6: THE BEST THING I'VE EVER READDDDD PLEASEE, PLZZZZZZZ UPDATE QUICKLYYYYYYYY
LilStar810
#5
Chapter 6: DAMN 96 LINE V 97 LINE
chxn2lx #6
Chapter 6: CHAOS AHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Faeries_and_Witches
#7
Chapter 6: This is chaos in a sense that it's fun. Ahahahahahha
gracelynjtc
#8
Chapter 1: I can't stop laughing at PapaCoups and CuteFluffyAnger aoshfheohfd
veerus #9
Chapter 2: that's really one messed up family tree x)
Serena_nxm
#10
Chapter 6: Lol