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F**kBoi

Jiminie Added BbyKookie to a group chat 'Bros and Hoes

BbyKookie What dis? 
OfficiallyJoon I said that plastic doesn't go in the toaster! 
Horseok So now it's my fault?! 
Jinniepie You put a full sandwich in the toaster! 
Horseok I didn't know the cheese slice had plastic on it, I thought that if I put the sand which in at once it would cook faster! 
GeniusMin You're an actual  
Taelien What is this? 
BbyKookie FML 
Taelien Hey Bby 
Jiminie Wait, you didn't know cheese slices had plastic on them? 
Horseok No, my mom made me sandwiches all my life cause she makes the best ones 
Taelien Daddy issues? 
Jiminie That's more of a Jin thing ^^^
Jinniepie You know what Jimin, you! I hope you choke on a fork! 
Jiminie Not possible
Jinniepie It will be when I shove the fork down your throat 
OfficiallyJoon ^^^ Honey calm down 
Jinniepie Dont honey calm down me! I told you plenty times to wash the ing clothes and now I don't have ing underwear to wear cause of you! 
GeniusMin Ohhhhhhhhhh snap
Taelien Das  
Jiminie ^^^^^ Agree Tae 
BbyKookie Omg, why am I here? 
Jiminie Cause I added you? ^ 
BbyKookie ^^ I can do without your sass 
OfficiallyJoon We don't have laundry detergent! 
Jinniepie Well then get up off your lazy , hop down the street and get a bottle of freaking detergent! 
Horseok ^^ Are you guys divorcing? 
Jinniepie If he doesn't ing wash the clothes yes! 
OfficiallyJoon I'll go now 
Jinniepie ^^ Good boy

OfficiallyJoon Is now offline 

BbyKookie Did my parents just break up? 
Jinniepie Who let my child see that 
Taelien Jimin 
Jiminie ^^^^^!!!!! IT WAS YOUR IDEA HOE
Taelien ^^^^ YOU ADDED HIM FACE 
BbyKookie ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Horseok Yeah..
Jinniepie I KNOW ALL YOUR PRESSURE POINTS JIMIN AND I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE, I WONT HESITATED TO KARATE CHOP THE HELL OUT OF THEM!
Taelien He scares me
BbyKookie He scares me too sometimes 
Jiminie WHY ARE YOU SO SALTY YOU HOE
Jinniepie KMS

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Mayeneys
#1
Chapter 59: So much fun to read ?
daniaza #2
Chapter 49: i swear to ing gosh i will stab a mf (which is myself) i swEAR TO THE HOLY HOBI THAT IF THEY DONT STOP GIVING US HEART ATTACKS I WILL DIE(lookin at you author) [okay i'm done now;-;]
daniaza #3
Chapter 43: (last comment) me- no i mean him, i mean, im actually a suga stan but no one can tell
daniaza #4
Chapter 40: i swear kookie get your out of the dumps(FEEL FREE TO BE SAD THIS IS HOW I COPE :'))))))
(also i noticed author seems to not talk that much so ill stop commenting until the end)
daniaza #5
Chapter 39: I HADNT FULLY READ THE CHAPTER AND COMMENTED MY CHAPTERLY COMMENT CAUSE I KNEW I WOULD FORGET(again my memory weird) AND FUCC YOU KNOW HOW TO HIT PEOPLE WITH A TRUCK AUTHOR
daniaza #6
Chapter 39: hahahahahaha you ain't straight at all jungshook(I KNOW THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE SAD BUT THIS IS HOW I COPE WITH ANGST @ NIGHT)
daniaza #7
Chapter 38: (i got lazy of being lazy tf how does that happen) also HOW DID CHIM NOT GET ANGRY AND BEING CALLED SMOL
daniaza #8
Chapter 37: lazy( i already can't remember things THANKS CHIM, also i also forgot that tae was there HAHAHA wouldn't he liKE to be shipped with kookie?) also author-nim(cringe @ me) notice me senpai(FUCC me)
daniaza #9
Chapter 36: more(the blooming romance of boiiiii and sad smol boiiiii)
daniaza #10
Chapter 35: and(I DIDNT COME HERE FOR ANGST YOU AUTHOR , i'm kidding ily don't block me love me....oh no am i tae now)