This is seriously so cliché and ugh I make myself sick. I was looking through my headcannon tag on insta and found this https://instagram.com/p/BH-Pm6tDtf0/ and I just had to write it so pls enjoy this awful, cheesy fic.
Title is pretty unrelated I just happened to be listening to Muse lol
Also this in unbeta'd and written on my break at work so expect typos and trash this is just trash ok

original: http://archiveofourown.org/works/8455933