The Totally Awesome Foolproof Guide to Get the Girl

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In which two romantically retarded delinquents devise an idiotic plan to win over the girls’ of their dreams. One up at a time.

Foreword

“Dude, there’s no way in hell this is going to work.”

“Oh, trust me, it’s so going to work,” The determined blonde firmly assured her shorthaired comrade, animatedly tapping her index finger down at the sloppily aligned bundle of pages splayed across Jungyeon’s lap. “It’s foolproof as . You’d have to be a complete moron to screw this up.”

Jungyeon stared blankly at Momo for an oddly extended period of time before her chapped lips suddenly curled into a mocking grin.

“Hello there, moron.”

 

A/N: This is a silly fic for SaMo/JeongMi lovers.

*Contains strong language and crude humor*

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bluelyps27 #1
Chapter 2: I would have been back sooner but the dang Covid got me. Aaaaarrrghghhh I'm okay tho ... got my 1st Pfizer shot last w'end. WooT

There's not a hope in hell this writer has any intentions of finishing the story but Imma continue my job of being harasser-in-chief. This be my harassment call.

Thanks ya, bud.
ironicqueen 37 streak #2
Chapter 1: omg i LOVE this. this is incredibly good, entertaining, and well-written. first chapter onto the story and you already got me hook! i really like their characters here, especially jeongmo the idiotic best friends lmao. there's nothing better than two es falling head over heels for two beautiful goddesses lol. i also loved the relationship between the two close friends and their escapades together. this is truly a good story. however, i did notice that it isn't completed yet and there are only two chapters so far; so guess it isn't finished yet? it would be really unfortunate if this fanfic was left abandoned. imo you have good writing skills and it'd be a shame not to put it into use. this story has soooo much potential (i haven't even read the second chapter yet i could already tell). you HAVE to continue. jk i'm not forcing you because it's your life thus your choices, but this is just too good to be forgotten. just saying. anywho, whether or not you come back and revive this, i'd just like to thank you for this. i hope you're doing well ^^
bluelyps27 #3
Chapter 1: Just droppin’ in to give my two cents’ worth every few months or so. I don’t even effin’ care if you continue this particular story or not because ANY story you write (if it’s along the lines of quality we’ve been fortunate enough to see here) would be awesome.
GODDAMNIT, do us a favor and write more. PLEASE! With a cherry on top???

Well, you can’t say I’m not persistent.
Cheerupbaby09 #4
Chapter 2: Please continue this story,..it's hilarious and fun to read...and waiting for jeongmi to happen..
bluelyps27 #5
Chapter 1: You have to come back and finish this story, please
snowflakes #6
Chapter 2: Chapter 2: Ugh, Please give us justice. This fic is too good to be left out. The characters you are wrote are too realistic and the two idiots are so damn funny. I cant wait for more of their pranks and how they will pull off their googled plan. Hahaha. This one of the rarest plots about SaMo and JeongMi and its High School Au at that! It makes this story close to my heart because its as realistic as possible for young readers like us. Their friendship and how they bond its so genuine and i cant help but root for them. I hope you come back author. :) fighting! You can do it. We'll be here waiting for you! :)
bluelyps27 #7
Chapter 2: I re-read this again today. ! This story is so damn fantastic and it makes me giggle like a girl (of which I am one, anyway). What black magic do I have to conjure up to make you be inspired to update this story?

If I had the ability, I'd upvote this fic so many times that it would get featured, thus garner more interest from other readers, who in turn, could do nothing else but to also upvote. Then you'd feel so much pressure from the hordes of fresh readership that you'd have no choice but to sit down and hammer out the rest of the story so that useless folks like myself could get on with our lives, knowing that we were finally able to read the funniest, wittiest love-fest of a story to have ever graced AFF.

*ahem* Back to your regular scheduled program.
bluelyps27 #8
Chapter 2: Goddammit! What are the chances of this fic being updated!?? There’s a better chance of me winning the lottery, right? Oh my god, what a damn waste.

This is the funniest fu**ing story I’ve had the pleasure of reading EVER! I love it nearly as much as I love my dog (and trust me, I love that short-legged big-eared pup a lot).

My current love for these pairings makes the story extra special. The humor on display here is juvenile, completely tactless and totally genius. Add to that, it’s extremely well written and you’ve got yourself a masterpiece. I love it.

For the love of god, why can’t you wrap this story up???? I never knew I needed completion until this very moment. lol *needs to get a life*

Okay, okay .. I’m gonna lay off. I laughed so much reading this. So for that, thank you. Oh, and I think the word you want is, “segued”. *sosorry*

PS. Please reconsider and come back with that totally awesome guide on how to get a girl. Might help a few of us out. lol
Taken_By_Nayoung #9
Chapter 2: Author nim!! Please come back~~~~ TT_TT
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