Taeyong was starting to regret this whole saving-an-unknown-number-to-his-phone thing. It seemed like a good idea at first but there's a reason why most people ignore texts from strangers.  He should just block the number and go on with his life. But, as much as he hated to admit it, he was interested. Who is this guy? Why does he always need to be picked up? Why does he text like a seven year old? Plus, he'd feel guilty if he just blocked the kid out of the blue. Who knows, maybe they could actually become friends?

From: That Thing [2/1/17 9:21 PM]

not johnny come pick me up i got lost in a forest

Well, probably not

From: That Thing [2/1/17 9:21 PM]

please??? i think there's bats in this forest Ó╭╮Ò

To: That Thing [2/1/17 9:22 PM]

You get lost a lot, don't you?

From: That Thing [2/1/17 9:22 PM]

it's not my fault i'm just really bad with direction!!!

From: That Thing [2/1/17 9:22 PM]

just come pick me up (@>皿<)

To: That Thing [2/1/17 9:24 PM]

Give me one reason why I should.

From: That Thing [2/1/17 9:25 PM]

because if u don't then i'll get killed by bats and it'll be ur fault since u didn't pick me up and u'll get arrested

To: That Thing [2/1/17 9:25 PM]

That makes absolutely zero sense.

To: That Thing [2/1/17 9:25 PM]

How would a bat kill you?

From: That Thing [2/1/17 9:26 PM]

bats have sonar and since sonar is so high pitched it can make ur ear drums burst and then u bleed out

From: That Thing [2/1/17 9:26 PM]

i'm only 20 i can't die yet!!! (╯︵╰) come save me from the bats

To: That Thing [2/1/17 9:27 PM]

You were asking me to kill you literally 4 days ago.

From: That Thing [2/1/17 9:27 PM]

i was a totally different person back then!!!

From: That Thing [2/1/17 9:28 PM]

trains make me into a different person because i hate them so much

From: That Thing [2/1/17 9:28 PM]

i hate trains

To: That Thing [2/1/17 9:29 PM]

Sure, fine, okay.

From: That Thing [2/1/17 9:37 PM]

u are picking me up right?

To: That Thing [2/1/17 9:38 PM]

No.

To: That Thing [2/1/17 9:38 PM]

I don't even know your name, why would I pick you up?

From: That Thing [2/1/17 9:39 PM]

i told u before my name is diong

To: That Thing [2/1/17 9:39 PM]

I know for a fact that isn't your name.

From: That Thing [2/1/17 9:41 PM]

if i tell u my name will u pick me up

To: That Thing [2/1/17 9:41 PM]

Yes.

From: That Thing [2/1/17 9:41 PM]

fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine

From: That Thing [2/1/17 9:42 PM]

my name is doyoung

From: Doyoung [2/1/17 9:45 PM]

are u coming to pick me up now???

To: Doyoung [2/1/17 9:47 PM]

Nope.

From: Doyoung [2/1/17 9:47 PM]

u said u'd pick me up!!! (๑•̀ä•́๑)

To: Doyoung [2/1/17 9:48 PM]

I said I'd pick you up, I didn't say I'd pick you up now.

From: Doyoung [2/1/17 9:48 PM]

hate u (*≧m≦*)

From: Doyoung [2/1/17 9:48 PM]

ur so mean

To: Doyoung [2/1/17 9:49 PM]

ㅋㅋㅋ

To: Doyoung [2/1/17 9:49 PM]

I'm not going to risk getting lost in a forest just to save a stranger.

To: Doyoung [2/1/17 9:51 PM]

Why are you in a forest anyway?

From: Doyoung [2/1/17 9:52 PM]

tbh i don't remember

From: Doyoung [2/1/17 9:52 PM}

i've been here since 2 pm but then it got dark and i realised i was lost ;;

To: Doyoung [2/1/17 9:52 PM]

Idiot. You shouldn't have gone into a forest alone in the first place, you could've got hurt.

From: Doyoung [2/1/17 9:53 PM]

awwwwwwwwwww are u worried about me??? i'm flattered (〃 ω 〃)

From: Doyoung [2/1/17 9:58 PM]

o yeah u've got to tell me ur name now

To: Doyoung [2/1/17 9:59 PM]

Why?

From: Doyoung [2/1/17 10:00 PM]

it's disrespectful if u don't

To: Doyoung [2/1/17 10:00 PM]

Doyoung, that isn't actually a thing. I made it up.

From: Doyoung [2/1/17 10:01 PM]

idc tell me ur name i could die any second now because of bat sonar

To: Doyoung [2/1/17 10:01 PM]

If it's really that important to you then okay.

To: Doyoung [2/1/17 10:02 PM]

My name is Taeyong. Happy?

From: Doyoung [2/1/17 10:03 PM]

taeyong come and save me from the forest bats

To: Doyoung [2/1/17 10:03 PM]

No.

From: Doyoung [2/1/17 10:03 PM]

taeyong

From: Doyoung [2/1/17 10:03 PM]

taeyooooooong

From: Doyoung [2/1/17 10:03 PM]

tae

From: Doyoung [2/1/17 10:04 PM]

yongie

From: Doyoung [2/1/17 10:04 PM]

yong-yong

To: Doyoung [2/1/17 10:04 PM]

I'm turning my phone off now.

To: Doyoung [2/1/17 10:04 PM]

Good luck with the forest bats ㅋㅋㅋ

From: Doyoung [2/1/17 10:05 PM]

DON'T SAY THINGS LIKE THAT!!! (•ˋ _ ˊ•)

Taeyong chuckled at his phone before switching it off. Maybe he will pick Doyoung up one day. Maybe.