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English Literature in a NutshellJeongyeon is online.
Jeongyeon changed group name to ENG HOES 2 LIT
Jihyo is online.
Jihyo: jeongyeon what the
Jeongyeon: what
Jihyo: the group name
Jihyo: what are u doing
Jeongyeon: staying true to myself
Jihyo: what
Chaeyeong is online.
Chaeyeong: whats going on
Chaeyeong: oh my god
Jeongyeon: I know amazing right
Jihyo: no stop
Momo is online.
Momo: ??why are we eng hoes
Sana is online.
Dahyun is online.
Jeongyeon: the gays are here
Jihyo: jeongyeon, you’re gay
Momo: what
Jeongyeon: I know, I like hearing people tell me that
Chaeyeong: im pretty sure more than half of us are?? probably
Momo: wHAT
Sana: why hoes
Dayhun: why are we being attacked
Jihyo: its jeongyeon that’s why
Nayeon is online.
Chayeong: oh no
Nayeon: iM YELLING
Jihyo:
Nayeon: FINALLY SHES GONE AND SNAPPED
Sana: i actually like the name its kinda cool
Dahyun: same
Jeongyeon: gays
Tzuyu is online.
Tzuyu: Guys, have you done your homework? For Eng Lit?
Chaeyeong: Yup do u need help??
Nayeon: I DO why the is eng lit so hard
Jihyo: Tzuyu and Chaeyeong are the only saving graces of this grp
Dahyun: I NEED HELP WITH HOMEWORK TOO
Sana: yeah eng lit is so difficult literally theres only 9 of us in the class
Jeongyeon: guys guys that’s exactly what I was trying to say
Momo: you changed?? our group name to eng hoes 2 lit???
Jeongyeon: ok the second thing I was gonna say
Tzuyu: why did we even take eng lit
Nayeon: did u get laid
Jihyo: Nayeon shut up
Nayeon changed group name to why is eng lit so hard
Momo changed group name to nayeon shut the up
Nayeon: fuvk u
Momo: just doing god’s work
Jihyo: bless
Jeongyeon: LISTEN GUYS
Tzuyu: Yes?
Jeongyeon: thank u
Jeongyeon: listen up ok Daddy Myoui just gave me more instructions abt the thesis essay due next week!!
Jihyo: JEONGYEON
Nayeon: OH MY GOD U DID NOT JUST SAY THAT
Tzuyu: Isn’t miss Myoui a woman?
Chaeyeong: yes
Jeongyeon: WHATS WRONG
Dahyun: did u just call miss mina daddy
Jeongyeon: ya cuz she daddy af???
Momo: oh my god
Sana: HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Nayeon: how is she daddy
Jeongyeon: ill write u an entire essay on her daddy feel ok
Chaeyeong: we have enough work already
Jihyo: IN MLA FORMAT
Jeongyeon: YOURE ON
Myoui Mina is online.
Mina: Good evening, everyone.
Nayeon: ????HOLY
Mina: Language, Nayeon.
Dahyun: miss myoui how did u get here
Tzuyu: isnt this the group chat
Chaeyeong: wait this is the eng lit class group
Mina: Yes.
Mina: Which explains how I was able to access the group.
Jihyo: KSFHAK JEONGYEON
Nayeon: she DEAD
Mina: Nayeon.
Nayeon: sorry
Momo: HOLY WHATS MISS MYOUI DOING HERE
Mina: Read above, please.
Sana: this means you read everything that happens here
Mina: Yes. Unfortunately.
Dahyun: HAHAHAHAAHA
Nayeon: if u guys need me ill be at jeongyeon’s grave
Mina: Well, I didn’t know what to expect.
Jihyo: jeongyeon aren’t u gonna say hi
Momo: what if she really died?? omg guys
Jeongyeon: hello ms myoui.
Mina: Hello Jeongyeon.
Momo: nevermind
Jeongyeon: im
Jeongyeon: sorry
Mina: I do find it flattering that you find me as a… strong patriarchal figure and influence in your life. Ahahaha.
Nayeon: this is the greatest moment of my entire life
Mina: I’m glad I could help.
Jihyo: im screenshotting everything
Jeongyeon: i haev 2 go
Jeongyeon is offline.
Nayeon: im d y ing djhfzfjbzzdf
Mina: See to it that she doesn’t try to drown herself, will you?
Chaeyeong: will do Miss Myoui
Jihyo: im on my way rn
Mina: Thank you. I’ve sent you all the instructions for the homework via email. Please do check them as soon as possible.
Tzuyu: yay thank u ms myoui
Mina: You’re welcome, Tzuyu.
Mina: Oh, and try to convince Jeongyeon to come to class tomorrow.
Mina: Good night everyone.
Myoui Mina is offline.
Nayeon changed group name to Myoui's Hoes
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