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English Literature in a Nutshell

Jeongyeon is online.

 

Jeongyeon changed group name to ENG HOES 2 LIT

 

Jihyo is online.

Jihyo: jeongyeon what the

Jeongyeon: what

Jihyo: the group name

Jihyo: what are u doing

Jeongyeon: staying true to myself

Jihyo: what

 

Chaeyeong is online.

 

Chaeyeong: whats going on

Chaeyeong: oh my god

Jeongyeon: I know amazing right

Jihyo: no stop

 

Momo is online.

 

Momo: ??why are we eng hoes

 

Sana is online.

Dahyun is online.

 

Jeongyeon: the gays are here

Jihyo: jeongyeon, you’re gay

Momo: what

Jeongyeon: I know, I like hearing people tell me that

Chaeyeong: im pretty sure more than half of us are?? probably

Momo: wHAT

Sana: why hoes

Dayhun: why are we being attacked

Jihyo: its jeongyeon that’s why

 

Nayeon is online.

 

Chayeong: oh no

Nayeon: iM YELLING

Jihyo:

Nayeon: FINALLY SHES GONE AND SNAPPED

Sana: i actually like the name its kinda cool

Dahyun: same

Jeongyeon: gays

 

Tzuyu is online.

 

Tzuyu: Guys, have you done your homework? For Eng Lit?

Chaeyeong: Yup do u need help??

Nayeon: I DO why the is eng lit so hard

Jihyo: Tzuyu and Chaeyeong are the only saving graces of this grp

Dahyun: I NEED HELP WITH HOMEWORK TOO

Sana: yeah eng lit is so difficult literally theres only 9 of us in the class

Jeongyeon: guys guys that’s exactly what I was trying to say

Momo: you changed?? our group name to eng hoes 2 lit???

Jeongyeon: ok the second thing I was gonna say

Tzuyu: why did we even take eng lit

Nayeon: did u get laid

Jihyo: Nayeon shut up

 

Nayeon changed group name to why is eng lit so hard

Momo changed group name to nayeon shut the up

 

Nayeon: fuvk u

Momo: just doing god’s work

Jihyo: bless

Jeongyeon: LISTEN GUYS

Tzuyu: Yes?

Jeongyeon: thank u

Jeongyeon: listen up ok Daddy Myoui just gave me more instructions abt the thesis essay due next week!!

Jihyo: JEONGYEON

Nayeon: OH MY GOD U DID NOT JUST SAY THAT

Tzuyu: Isn’t miss Myoui a woman?

Chaeyeong: yes

Jeongyeon: WHATS WRONG

Dahyun: did u just call miss mina daddy

Jeongyeon: ya cuz she daddy af???

Momo: oh my god

Sana: HAHAHAHAHAHAH

Nayeon: how is she daddy

Jeongyeon: ill write u an entire essay on her daddy feel ok

Chaeyeong: we have enough work already

Jihyo: IN MLA FORMAT

Jeongyeon: YOURE ON

 

Myoui Mina is online.

 

Mina: Good evening, everyone.

Nayeon: ????HOLY

Mina: Language, Nayeon.

Dahyun: miss myoui how did u get here

Tzuyu: isnt this the group chat

Chaeyeong: wait this is the eng lit class group

Mina: Yes.

Mina: Which explains how I was able to access the group.

Jihyo: KSFHAK JEONGYEON

Nayeon: she DEAD

Mina: Nayeon.

Nayeon: sorry

Momo: HOLY WHATS MISS MYOUI DOING HERE

Mina: Read above, please.

Sana: this means you read everything that happens here

Mina: Yes. Unfortunately.

Dahyun: HAHAHAHAAHA

Nayeon: if u guys need me ill be at jeongyeon’s grave

Mina: Well, I didn’t know what to expect.

Jihyo: jeongyeon aren’t u gonna say hi

Momo: what if she really died?? omg guys

Jeongyeon: hello ms myoui.

Mina: Hello Jeongyeon.

Momo: nevermind 

Jeongyeon: im

Jeongyeon: sorry

Mina: I do find it flattering that you find me as a… strong patriarchal figure and influence in your life. Ahahaha.

Nayeon: this is the greatest moment of my entire life

Mina: I’m glad I could help.

Jihyo: im screenshotting everything

Jeongyeon: i haev 2 go

 

Jeongyeon is offline.

 

Nayeon: im d y ing djhfzfjbzzdf

Mina: See to it that she doesn’t try to drown herself, will you?

Chaeyeong: will do Miss Myoui

Jihyo: im on my way rn

Mina: Thank you. I’ve sent you all the instructions for the homework via email. Please do check them as soon as possible.

Tzuyu: yay thank u ms myoui

Mina: You’re welcome, Tzuyu.

Mina: Oh, and try to convince Jeongyeon to come to class tomorrow.

Mina: Good night everyone.

 

Myoui Mina is offline.

 

Nayeon changed group name to Myoui's Hoes

 

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trashedpotato13
#1
Chapter 1: oof im here again 😂
sandslim #2
Chapter 1: I was looking forward for more chapter, but this story is from 2017 and it is now 2020. Hahahhah so sad :(
trashedpotato13
#3
Chapter 1: this is gold wtf why did i read this just now
saranghaekimyoobin
#4
Chapter 1: I read this like 5times already but it still kills me everytime lmao
amoo22 #5
Chapter 1: "IN MLA FORMAT" FUKC WHY DID THAT GET ME? this is ing amazing thank you
nijunpol #6
Chapter 1: THIS IS ING LIT HOLY 100%
m0_hee
#7
Chapter 1: Hahahha.. woahhh funny af. Deserve a part 2. I never thought Mina could be as such character but it was really cool. Thanks for the fic
goldenboytae
#8
This is ing amazing. First thing to read in 2017 and already I feel better. This is just great