"Ya! Kyung Min-a, YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE WHAT JUST HAPPENED. Even I, myself have troubles accepting this.", Eunha yelled to me over the phone. Yeah, surprise me. She never fails to do so.

Current state: Driving on a bloody highway. Breathing in deeply. 
Possible outcomes: I might be involved in an accident. It solely depends on the surprise she has in store for me.

"Surprise me." I said sarcastically.

"Yoongi asked me to marry him." she breathed erratically at the end of her phone line.

That was not as bad as I expected. The last round Eunha surprised me, she scared the daylights out of me. I extremely loathe surprises. Even if a person were to surprise me with a luggage bag filled with nothing else but diamonds, it would certainly not amuse me and make me further deduce that that person is a thief.

So, about Min Yoongi. That y, y boyfriend of Eunha's. Oops. I guess that somehow slipped out of my mouth. What the hell? I'm so happy for Eunha!!!

"Wow. Finally. After a zillion years. You're really lucky though. I'm really happy for you. Congratulations, honey." I said. Let me guess, I'm sorry? Don't think of me as sarcastic, but they've dated for like, a million years. God bless you, Yoongi. You're finally making the move.

"... and YOU'RE gonna be my maid of honor." said Eunha. How could I say no?

"Sure. Hell yeah. Eunha-ya, is that even a question? You're my best friend in the entire universe. Let me get the main thing right first. Please to tell me that the best man isn't... HIM." I replied, emphasizing on the word 'him'. I could feel her frown.

"You don't still hate him, do you?" Eunha expressed worriedly.

"Well, you're not answering my question." I bickered.

Now who was I talking about? Park ING Jimin. Right, sorry for the rough language there, I didn't mean to use it. I know it's really, really cliché. But that cocky, selfish, ignorant bastard. Insert more words that relate to those negative words that I have just mentioned, because I despise him just that much. Since the first time we've met, I've decided to hate him.

I literally hate everything about him.