When he first thought of making a site, IATFB was excited. He was gonna make a news site, but with a twist; it was going to be a news site for more, let's say, opinionated people. It was gonna be great, even if he wasn't going to get big. But hey, even with a small following, he could freely share his opinions without having fangirls at his . Mainly though, he was going to impress his crush, Anti-Kpop Fangirl, Chuck, Jaejoong, whatever you want to call him. And that was all that mattered.

Five years later, he became big, he managed to impress Chuck (although the crush had subsided, but they were still good friends), he got to share his opinions (although fangirls would occasionally pay a visit to his site to tell him how much of an idiot he was for bashing groups) and hell, he got some new authors to help him (even though they planned to have zero activity on the site)!

But, there was a problem. A big one. Overnight, all of his commenters fell in love with him! Even the ones who were married (and had kids, too), the lesbians and the straight guys. They were all trying to slide in his DMs, trying to make him fall in love with them through pics of Jackson, Xiumin and Tao memes, some thug even tried to seduce him with fics. 

One thing was for sure though; IATFB was ed.