Love,

you're so distracting - am I overreacting

for feeling this way?

And ever since I meet you,

I can't keep my attention

and you're to blame.

 (Hope ft. Jason Mraz – Love, Love, Love)

 

| Dongsaeng Line Chatroom |

 

dodo_swag said:
ask me all you want, junior

 

yoo_swag said:
excuse me
you're just a year ahead

 

dodo_swag said:
exactly. I'm your senior--

 

yoo_swag said:
and might I remind you that we're both asking somi for help because this is english.

 

dodo_swag said:
............
right.
so som_swag where are you

 

som_swag said:
whut
oh
you guys done with your lovers' quarrel?

 

yoo_swag said:
I'm tempted to remove you from this group but I need your help so I'm just going to keep that temptation within myself.

 

som_swag said:
yoo_swag C:

 

dodo_swag said:
so I have this homework
and I need your help

 

som_swag said:
sure, just upload the question you're having difficulties with

 

dodo_swag said:
/pics of question number one until twenty/

 

som_swag said:
............

 

yoo_swag said:
/pics of question number one but branched from a to z/

 

som_swag said:
that's it I'm writing a resignation letter to YMC

 

dodo_swag said:
what!

 

yoo_swag said:
yah you aren't resigning when you're forced to perform dream girls which is very un-yumyum-like for months,
aren't resigning when you're forced to literally live a horror documentation for more than five episodes,
aren't resigning when sejeong unnie changes her favorite maknae to hyeyeon--

 

som_swag said:
are you trying to hurt my feelings
because if so I think you're succeeding

 

yoo_swag said:
--but now you're resigning because we ask for your help to solve twenty one questions of english??

 

dodo_swag said:
oh wow I read that in a rapping voice
#LetYoojungJoinUnprettyRapstar2k16
no wait you're not qualified you're not unpretty

 

yoo_swag said:
dodo_swag do you want to get scolded

 

dodo_swag said:
what
what did I do wrong
yoo_swag I was saying that you're pretty.

 

yoo_swag said:
dodo_swag *smacks you*

 

dodo_swag said:
D:
yoo_swag I can accept 'thank you' or 'you're pretty too' but a smack???

 

yoo_swag said:
dodo_swag you're pretty

 

dodo_swag said:
that doesn't sound sincere--

 

yoo_swag said:
dodo_swag you're pretty LOUD
SO SHUT UP

 

som_swag said:
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
no I mean um
*CLEARS THROAT*
yeah well lookie here, I have my own homeworks too,,

 

dodo_swag said:
we aren't asking for your life story som

 

som_swag said:
dodo_swag YOU AND YOUR HOMEWORK ARE CANCELLEDT

 

yoo_swag said:
*rubs hands together in glee* great!
let's start my homework now

 

dodo_swag said:
som_swag after all we've been through are you really going to be like this to me?

 

yoo_swag said:
instructions. determine whether letter a to f is categorized as a phrase or a sentence, and explain your reasoning.

 

som_swag said:
dodo_swag after all we've been through why won't I be like this to you?
yoo_swag erm alright. let's do letter a by yourself first, I'll fill in the things you don't know

 

yoo_swag said:
I love you is a sentence.

 

dodo_swag said:
yoo_swag no it's not.

 

som_swag said:
............
yoo_swag dodo_swag give me your reasoning.

 

yoo_swag said:
I love you is a sentence because it's formed by a subject a phrase and a complement.

 

dodo_swag said:
I love you is not a sentence, it's a confession.

 

som_swag said:
............

 

yoo_swag said:
............

 

som_swag said:
............

 

yoo_swag said:
............

 

dodo_swag said:
I know, it sounds so cool.
don't tell anyone about this.

 

*yoo_swag removed dodo_swag*

 

yoo_swag said:
so, about letter a...

 

som_swag said:
are you okay aren't you guys roommates. she'll come for you and your short arse
and then HAIR GRABS--
no I mean then you'll fight and that's not good according to nayoung unnie.

 

yoo_swag said:
yes but sorry to pop your bubbles I'm currently in chungha unnie's room and it's locked so no hair grabs.
and let's not talk about my arse.
my English homework is at stake here.

 

som_swag said:
um
yeah, I love you is a sentence.
 

 

 

(.........the day after.........)

 

 

*g9_mina is online!*

 

*s_sohye is online!*

 

g9_mina said:
huh
wait
why are we one person short?

 

som_swag said:
yes well
yoo_swag removed the tall pole last night

 

*uyj_s is online!*

 

s_sohye said:
wait, nayoung unnie was in this group?

 

uyj_s said:
NOOOOO WHERE IS DOYEON???? D:

 

som_swag said:
no not nayoung unnie but ^

 

yoo_swag said:
she's in Hell

 

uyj_s said:
yoo_swag whut why???

 

som_swag said:
uyj_s because she said I love you is a confession

 

g9_mina said:
well I mean
what do you think it is, a binding oath that proceeds to kill you the second you're breaching the terms and conditions?

 

yoo_swag said:
............
g9_mina we think it's a sentence.
that was oddly specific tho, who hurt you, kid?

 

g9_mina said:
leave me alone :'<

 

s_sohye said:
what?
g9_mina what're you going on about I don't understand

 

g9_mina said:
s_sohye no one ever does :'(

 

uyj_s said:
oh my God
g9_mina I'm calling jieqiong unnie hold on

 

g9_mina said:
nO WAIT

 

som_swag said:
though it is a little bit exaggerating to remove her for voicing out her opinion yoo_swag

 

s_sohye said:
ah so dodaeng were doing english
and no one told me?? D:
I want to learn english too TT TT

 

som_swag said:
s_sohye I beg to differ, I was the one doing everything

 

yoo_swag said:
excuse you, she wasn't just voicing out her opinion
she was being greasy and distracting

 

som_swag said:
yes yes chungha unnie has told me that you were blushing at some point last night
but the past has passed so let her back.

 

s_sohye said:
hang on, YOU

 

uyj_s said:
WERE

 

g9_mina said:
BLUSHING???
uyj_s you aren't seriously contacting qiong unnie right?

 

uyj_s said:
g9_mina I did she said she'll call you soon c:

 

g9_mina said:
holy chicken uyj_s I hate you D:

 

som_swag said:
g9_mina what's wrong with jieqiong unnie why the reaction :o

 

uyj_s said:
som_swag it's because jieqiong unnie likes to ever since that kiss and she's getting easily embarrassed c:

 

som_swag said:
uyj_s since that kiss?
I see I see >D
g9_mina >D >D >D

 

uyj_s said:
som_swag >D~

 

som_swag said:
also yoo_swag hello moshi moshi are you blushing again

 

yoo_swag said:
(  *^*)=3
SHUT UP!

 

g9_mina said:
that >D strangely looks like a jellyfish with two tentacles

 

s_sohye said:
...how to unsee.

 

*yoo_swag added dodo_swag*

 

yoo_swag said:
som_swag THERE I ADDED HER AGAIN
HAPPY??

 

*yoo_swag is offline* 

 

*dodo_swag is online!*

 

dodo_swag said:
I'm finally back asdfhafsfafs
also what did you guys do why is yoojung red

 

som_swag said:
kekeke
yoo_swag >D >D >D
dodo_swag nothing c: how is your eng homework

 

dodo_swag said:
dani was more helpful than you will ever be som_swag you should be ashamed

 

som_swag said:
haven't you seen our reality shows, I have no shame.
like it's not even a secret anymore

 

g9_mina said:
uyj_s YAH
you should be ashamed too!

 

uyj_s said:
*is ashamed in ten languages*

 

s_sohye said:
how to have no shame
som_swag teach me, senpai

 

som_swag said:
s_sohye chaeyeon mom will smack me so no
you're like, the only one having an ounce a shame left in this group

 

dodo_swag said:
............
do you guys ever wonder if our unnies' chatroom is as weird as ours

 

som_swag said:
it is, believe me it is.
theirs is way weirder actually.
we still have a long way to go, comrades.

 

s_sohye said:
we're not comrades
tHi$ iSh a c0Mp3Tit1ON.

 

uyj_s said:
s_sohye HAVE MERCY ON MY EYEBALLS!

 

g9_mina said:
attention, buying a pair of eyeballs that hasn't seen that alien language yet.

 

dodo_swag said:
g9_mina put an ad for me too please.

 

som_swag said:
I--
I retract my previous statement about you having an ounce of shame left.

 

s_sohye said:
( ")> penguin's mission number 29378 is accomplished!

 

dodo_swag said:
do we even want to know the objective(s) of the other 29377 missions...

 

uyj_s said:
I vote no

 

som_swag said:
me two, no

 

g9_mina said:
me three,
s_sohye dodo_swag whatever your choice are you're overruled.

 

s_sohye said:
B-BUT D:

 

dodo_swag said:
*sighs* I love democracy.

 

som_swag said:
and that, friends, is a confession.
cc: yoo_swag.

 

dodo_swag said:
speaking of confessions, I want to ask for an advice.
it's about she who shouldn't be named.

 

som_swag said:
lol she can backtrack later though?

 

dodo_swag said:
yes but I'm planning to do it before she could open this chatroom again so o.o

 

s_sohye said:
alright! helping doyeon will be ( ")> penguin's 29379th mission!

 

uyj_s said:
wait hold the duck up
is there anyone who can remove people other than yoojungie?

 

g9_mina said:
I can :o

 

uyj_s said:
then do your job and remove someone first
*is lowkey glancing at dear reader*

 

g9_mina said:
oh!
right ehehehe I almost forgot
I'm sorry but this is a secret, dear reader...

 

*g9_mina removed dear reader*

 

*you're kicked out from the chatroom!*

 

 

(the end. >D)