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[CONTENTID2] 50 Reasons Why I Hate Cha Hakyeon [/CONTENTID2]

[CONTENTID3]Yup, that's definitely a start. Straight to the source of the problem.

Okay, let's see.

Number 50: I hate his hair- not only does it always cover his forhead but it manages to look good in every color! even if its crimson red or silver, it matches him perfectly making his hair look so natural and delici disgusting. Cha Hakyeon is an annoying,stupid guy with disgusting hair.

Number 49: I hate how he has dark skin that looks like chocolate. And the worst part is I love chocolate. seeing him it makes me even crave for it more. He just seems so breakable and innocent. And that's why people try to bully him all the time. Does he even know this? I swear he is just too silly.

Number 48: I hate his eyes- his chocolate orbs make me feel too lost in it whenever I look at them. They are so pure, so expressive. He is like an open book by the way he speaks with his eyes, whether he is mad, sad, cranky, hungry or annoying. And the way they tend to sparkle makes me wonder why he's always so delighted with life. There's nothing so special about it if you ask me.

Number 47: I hate the stupid things he says that manages to catch me off guard. "As long as Taekwoonie is here I'm happy!" who is he to be saying stupid annoying things like that. Saying these things without thinking about how it'll make me feel- selfish.

Number 46: I hate his annoyingness- is that even a word? See! He is SOO annoying that he is making me make up words just to describe him. I swear- something wrong with that guy!

Number 45: I hate his obsession with cute stuffs. I mean - who needs to hug other people thinking they are cute when he can just look at himself before the mirro  He just can't get enough of himself. I knew he was a narcissistic behind all of his annoying hugs and kisses.

Number 44: I hate how he never noticecs when I throw things at him or throw mean comments at him. I mean during Eternity Era I threw a soccer ball at him when he was dancing, but he didn't even care. And about comments, I ignore him 24 hours a day, he still doesn't care. What's the point of ignoring someone when he doesn't even mind about it? why doesn't he mind agaIN?

Number 43: I hate how he can have so much energy in the morning and heck- every single day. He runs around too much! That annoying little - he's a hazard to society.

Number 42: I hate his horrible jokes- He tells the most ridiculous stories and makes the most ridiculous faces just to see if I'm able to laugh and sometimes I wonder why he tries so hard. What does he think I am-a robot? Not that I am admitting anything-I'm just saying.

Number 41: I hate how he always asks me everything even though he knows that I wont reply.

Number 40: I hate how he is too honest with his feelings, especially when he shares his work experiences that I don't want to know. But, then again its nice to know that he someone trusts me with their thoughts. He can pay for the damages of my eardrums when he gets the paycheque this month or the next....

Number 39: I hate when he drinks banana milk- he just looks like a baby when he does that, making the banana milk so tasty. I mean, which adult crave for banana milk so much? he is really unbelivable.

Number 38: I hate when he pouts- men shouldn't look  so cute when they pout. But he just knows how to prove that theory wrong. And whenever he does that it makes me have a heart attack. Not that I'm saying that his cuteness gives me a heart attack. Its just he is annoyingly cute and I hate him for it.

Number 37: I hate when he dances- well every time he dances it makes my jaw drop in ammusement and I find my heart beating fast. So I hate him.

Number 36: I hate that he plays house - I mean I know that I said that I am the father if Hakyeon was the mother but I mean that was for one time,well may be two or more but not always. But he just made it official and when he plays it,  the way he naggs me around being the mother makes me feel really like we are real married couple and even though I don't show it outside I really enj hate it. But I'm not saying Hakyeon should replace me from the father's position, I mean who else can be the husb father if it is not me.... I don't even know what I'm writing. Darn you Hakyeon.

Number 35: I hate how he protects me- I'm not a child. But he still protects me all the time. He even protects me from the camera or the stupid questions thrown towards me...making me feel dependent on him. Yup! See! He lowers yours self conciousness. He's so annoying.

Number 34: I hate how he claims that I belong to him- Well, I think all fans, members and friends  knows what I mean.

Number 33: I hate how he manages to make me smile- Even when I try to put on a starn face ,his action never fails. Have I written It before that he is just so annoying?

Number 32: I hate when he kiss- actually I HATE hate it. How can someone kiss so passionately when he acts?  I mean does he not care about what I fans would feel? I mean it is Just acting! GOD! I feel so hot now and it's all Hakyeon's fault!

Number 31: I hate how he can dance to Sumni's "24 hours" so well- It makes me even forget that he is a man. Actually I don't even like to watch the real Music Video anymore. I just look at his version. See! he made me like something disgusting. 

Number 30:  I hate how his neck is so long- trully it is so long that people call him giraffe. Plus, whenever look at it I sometimes find it so hard to control my urge to kis bite it. Well I haven't bitten it yet. Wait, why would I bite a person's neck? Only vampires bite people and warewolves do