casually vicious
Description
Kim Mingyu doesn’t doubt for a second that he’s the slickest person alive, but for some reason, just breathing the same air as Jeon Wonwoo is enough to make him want to fling himself into the sun. He figures that his best bet is to ask Soonyoung and Seokmin to help him fix this problem even though he knows that it’s probably a bad idea.
That bad idea becomes a whole lot worse when Seokmin bails because he’s “sick” (even though everyone knows that it’s just because he’s rewatching Naruto and got to the part where Sasuke leaves the village) and Seungkwan declares himself replacement.
“Wait, wait, wait. What do you mean when you say that I was your second choice?”
“Um, I definitely never said that?” Seungkwan almost looks relieved until Mingyu decides to finish the thought. “My second choice was literally anyone but you because you have absolutely zero game.”
Everyone else knows that even the vaguest insult directed against Seungkwan is enough to trigger him, so no one’s really surprise when the younger boy tackles Mingyu to the ground while screaming like a she-demon.
Foreword
for amber.
BU̝͔̣̪͡R͈̼͕̝͈͙̩N͙͇̜̗̰͞ ͙̣̪͖͍̫͖I̸̞͚̲N̤̞ Ś̖̼E̬̲̫̮̖̮͢V̷̬̭̰̲͙̘E̫̬͞N̟̜̻̝̙T̠̳̼E̡̘ĘN̢̦̝̭̮ ̲͈͉̻H̦͓͇͕̫͖E̥̥̦͔̪͖̣̕L̨ͅL͓̰̜ ̣̞̪͔̫̫W̬̬̥͡I͉͙̥͍̜̬ͅT̡̺̹̙͎͇H̪͇͢ ̶̬̮̱M̹E̲̯̼̞̺
happy (super late) birthday to my kodawari squad partner. i'm really thankful to have someone willing to sympathize with me whenever i get roasted by tiffany and you deserve all of the seventeen crack in the world. one day i will read all of your fics and cry at how senpai you are, but for now i'll settle for continuing to harass you into writing the most OP horror fic LMAOOOOOO
(don't hurt me, i love you)
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