'Turn on the tv, Minah.'

 

 

'Okay!'

 

Breaking news; The search for the 6^th member of Army. The anchor announced.

 

'What!' The two girls yelled and looked at each other and back at the tv.

 

They saw the group Army was doing an interview.

 

'Hey guys! Army here. How are you bombers doing?' J-Hope shouted while the rest waved happy to the camera.

 

'Big Hit has done it again. They had planned behind our backs and decided to add another member into the group making it a 6^th member group so that our alien here would stop hurting himself with the choreography that he himself choreographed.' Rapmon pointed to V while V scratched his neck in embarrassment.

 

'Big Hit jjang!' Chaerin, the only girl in the group smiled.

 

'Of course the newest member in the group would be a -' Jin continued.

 

'Girl.' Chaerin cut off.

 

'Mwoh!' They 'acted' as though they were shocked. She rolled her eyes. Bang PD-nim should enroll these idiots for acting classes. J-Hope pretended that he was about to have a heart attack while Rapmon so called calming him down. V is on the floor playing dead of course, because of the shock. Jin is the only sane one (at times), judging the rest of the boys.

 

'Oh come on.' She rolled her eyes.

 

'I need a girl for me able to stand you guys. Bombers I don't know what you see in your oppas. Mphm-' Rapmon closed with his hand to unable to criticize them even more.

 

'Oh-kay. For the sake of Chaerin and Chaerin's sanity, we would only pick a female. Mianhae boys.' The four boys bowed apologetically while Chaerin sighed in despair.

 

'The requirements are-'

 

'Pretty face.'

 

'Gorgeous legs.'

 

'Pretty hands.'

 

'Gorgeous legs.'

 

'Not Chaeri-Ya!' Chaerin hit J-hope's head because of the statement.

 

'You are such boys.'

 

'Thank you.' The guys smiled brightly.

 

'Not a compliment. The requirements are a great singer that can keep up with our choreography and these guys.' She pointed to the boys.

 

'Hey!'

 

'Trust me when I say our choreo is tough. Thanks a lot V and J-Hope for that. Not. Even our trainees are not qualified when they auditioned. We want the best of best, not girls that can only tweak and fail miserably.'

 

'Okay Chaerin, that is enough.'

 

'So we're opening the Big Hit audition to the public.'

 

'Dates are below.' Everyone shouted.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

'Minah, what just happened?'

'No clue at all.'

***

'And cut.' The director signaled shaking his head. He has worked with Army for various reasons and still can never shake off their weirdness.

 

'Who's genius idea is it to do this interview, live?' Chaerin looked at her members. The guys were in deep sh*t.

 

'You guys are bunch of retards. I hope the girl can cope up with your lameness.'

 

'You're the one to talk. Insulting our trainees.' J-Hope fired back.

 

'I hate those fakers. I'm just stating the truth.' Chaerin fought back.