Chapter 1

Regarding the fact that Taeyang have been single for a long time and how he really shy in front of girls, Daesung and Seungri comes up with an idea. They will help Taeyang to get used with girls, even if it’s only in the phone. So they start their project: texting flirtatious message to Taeyang. For the succession of their mission, they already buy a new cell phone. Today Taeyang leaves the dorm for shopping they decided to start the mission. They text Taeyang “Hi, I got your number from a friend and I think you’re lovely. May I know you more? Please reply me *wink*” Both of them chuckling, full of anticipation upon Taeyang’s reply.

-you’ve got a message- (text messaging tones of Taeyang’s cell phone)

Taeyang open the message and read it and his cheeks turns into a slightest pink. “What the…” he thought. Because he’s bored and has nothing much to do, he replies, “You’re trying to flirt with me? Try a good one ne, make me fall.”

-ola e e e e e e e- (text messaging tones of the new cell phone)

“He really replies it! Hyung replies it! Hurry, hurry, open it!” Daesung exclaimed. Seungri quickly open the text message and read it quite aloud. “Okay, here’s hyung’s answer: You’re trying to flirt with me? Try a good one ne, make me fall.” Both of them look into each other eyes and start bursting into laughter.

After a while Daesung managed to hold his laughter and told Seungri to make another reply. “Type: Araso, will try my best to make you fall, Oppa. I may call you Oppa, right?”

-you’ve got a message-

Taeyang open the message and smiles shyly, making G-Dragon—who sees that smile—feels curious. “Who’s that? Your girl?” he asked.

“Ah, nothing, just a text message from my friend. So, have you decided which shirt you’ll take?” Taeyang replied and quickly change the topic so G-Dragon won’t nag him.

“Not yet. I still undecided between these three. Three of them are fab but I only need one.”

“The black one doesn’t really suits you, just leave it and buy the other two,” he said while typing his reply. “It’s up to you and try to make me fall ^^”

 -ola e e e e e e e-

Seungri open the text message, reading it aloud so Daesung can hear it too. They LOL-ing again and rushed another reply because they hear someone’s approaching. “Aaaah, jinja… Oppa is the best! See you later Oppa, saranghae~”

TOP strode in and asks his dongsaengs, “What’s so funny that you two laugh that loud? Come on, tell me?”

“Nothing Hyung, really. It’s just… Seungri tried to do some imitation but he failed. That’s all,” Daesung replied quickly while Seungri only manage to nod.

And there goes the mission, the text messaging becomes more flirtatious and most of the text messages didn’t replied by Taeyang, perhaps because it’s too awkward like “Will you marry me?”, “You’re so hot.”, “My heart is bleeding because of missing you.”, etc. And they can’t really ask Taeyang about the text messages because Taeyang never mention it to them. Ever. So Daesung and Seungri got frustrated, trying to find another way to get Taeyang’s attention.

Chapter 2

Taeyang only stares his cell phone blankly. Noticing that, Kim Boram, his manager approaching him and asks, “What’s up? Are you waiting for a phone call?”

Taeyang looks up and shakes his head. “No, just wondering if I need to change phone or not.”

“Why you need to change your cell phone? Is that one broken? Isn’t that rather new, how come it’s already broken?”

“It’s not like that. Just, lately… I mean this month, someone text messaging me and though sometimes it’s quite amusing, I feel a bit disturbed.”

“Who’s that? Friend of yours? What did he wrote?”

“No, I don’t know her and yes it’s a she. She said she got my number from a friend and she wants to know me more. Since I didn’t have much thing to do and got bored that time, I replied her. But then her flirting becomes more awkward and… as I said, though sometimes I find it quite amusing, I feel a bit disturbed. Especially every time I asked about herself she keep refused to reveal even her name,” he said, letting out a deep sigh.

“Are you curious with this girl? Are you… in any state, interested in her?”

“LOL No, it really is not like that. It’s just kinda pisses me off that I don’t know whom I chat with. Really.”

“Well, if that’s the case, just text her if she doesn’t reveals who she is, you’ll ignore her. If she really refused to reveals herself, just change your number then.”

“Alright, I guess I’ll go with that. Thanks.” Then Taeyang texting her exactly what his manager told him to.

-ola e e e e e e e-

After reading the text message, both Daesung and Seungri exchange their looks, unsure of what they have to do. Seems their hyung take it too serious. Now they really need to find a way to get out from this mess.

Chapter 3

HE’s been watching the whole situation and put a satisfied smile on HIS face. “This whole situation works well according to My plan. I already decided that I will give a chance for Taeyang meeting his so-long-awaited one-and-only destiny. Now I need to make sure I create a situation so this girl can get that cell phone Daesung and Seungri use,” HE muttered to himself.

All BIGBANG members gather around to practice their new choreography and it’s way past lunch time. Everyone got tired and hungry so Daesung and Seungri offered theirself to buy food and drink for all of them. They go to the near restaurant to buy meals and discussing their problem while waiting for the meal ready. “A phone call!” shouted Seungri, offering a way out for their problem.

“But Hyung will know it in instant that it’s our voice. We must ask a girl to help us,” Daesung said.

“But, who? Whom we could ask to help?” asked Seungri.

“How ‘bout that girl sitting outside the restaurant? The one who bring his dog along? I saw her paused her lunch to help an old lady crossed the streets a while ago. She’s good looking, seems nice, has attitude, and… she loves dog! Don’t you think she’s gonna help us if we asked her to?”

“What ‘good looking and loves dog’ has anything to do with she’s gonna help us or not?” asked Seungri, frowned.

“Ya! A good looking lady must have a good attitude. And someone who loves dog must have a big and kind heart. That’s why she will likely to help us!” Daesung explained his logic.

Seungri’s frowns got deeper, his mind trying so hard to understand Daesung’s logic. He failed to. So he shrugs and says, “We can’t just approach her and ask her to help us. Here, let’s do it like this. We will approach her, saying that her dog is cute, and if her respond is warm, we’ll explain the situation to her and ask her help. How’s that?”

“Sounds great!” Daesung agreed.

“Order number 4 ready!” shout the cook.

“It’s ours, let’s go,” said Daesung.

They pick their order, check if there’s any mistake and after making sure everything is there they go to the cashier. “How much these cost, Ahjumma?” ask Daesung.

“Wait, the total is 45,300 Won,” said the cashier.

Daesung his money inside his pocket and only found 25,000 Won there so he glanced towards Seungri who immediately checking his pockets. “I only have  15,000 Won, Hyung. Ottoke?” he said to Daesung then asking the cashier with pleading panda eyes, “Ahjumma, can we just bring this food to our hyungs first and come back later to pay the rest of the bill? We just lived there across the street, in that building, there,” he pointed a high building.

The cashier raised one of her eyebrows and starts, “I… .”

“It’s alright Ahjumma, I’ll pay their short. Here, 5,300 Won,” said a female voice.

Both Daesung and Seungri looks back, finding the girl they talked about before standing behind them with a sincere smile on her face. Seeing that, Daesung and Seungri exchange looks, nodding with understanding.

After finish with the payment, the three of them sit down outside the restaurant. Daesung is the first one who open the conversation, “Thank you for helping us, Miss. Now let me go back to my dorm, deliver this food to my hyungs, and back with the money we owe you.” With that, Daesung excused himself and left the maknae alone with that lady.

“Uhm… well, I’m BIGBANG Seungri. May I know your name, Miss?” he extends his hand to that lady.

She smiled and shakes Seungri’s hand. “I’m Park Yeon Young . Nice to meet you, Seungri, and just call me noona coz it seems I’m older than you,” she replied with a smile.

“Good, she responds warm. This must be the angel God sent us from above! Thank you God!” he thought. “Oh, yes, hi Yeon Young noona, nice to meet you too. I also want to say thank you for helping us with the bill. But I need your help on another thing too, if you don’t mind,” he said.

“What is it? I wouldn’t mind if I can help and it’s not something illegal,” she said with a laugh, seems she’s just teasing him.

“The situation is…” Seungri told her everything about the situation, that Daesung and he made a joke by pretending to be a girl and texting their hyung, Taeyang, flirts him. And now they got stuck coz Taeyang insisted to know that imaginary girl and they don’t know what to do. So they need Park Yeon Young  to help them make a phone call to Taeyang and saying sorry for those text messages, promised him she won’t disturb him again. “So, will you help us, Yeon Young  Noona?” he put his pleading eyes as pitiful as he can.

Park Yeon Young  didn’t say a thing, she just frowned, considering the situation. She never do such things before. She’s unsure if this will fix the problem or even make it worse. But her april-fool-day soul teasing her with the idea: It must be fun, isn’t it? Why not? He’s your BIGBANG bias anyway. So she sighed, smiled and said, “Alright, what exactly I need to do and when?”

Daesung comes up and give the money back to Park Yeon Young. After that Seungri told him the conversation Seungri had with Park Yeon Young and that she agreed to help them. So Seungri handed the cell phone to Park Yeon Young while Daesung gives the details instruction about the mission. “So, Yeon Young  noona, it’s better if you read our text messages history first, so you can grab a clearer understanding about the situation. After that, it’s up to you when you’re gonna call him. Ah Yeon Young  noona, I think my head gonna explode thinking about this. I’m not good with plans. You can say anything to Taeyang hyung it will be alright I guess.”

Hearing that and looking at Daesung expression at the moment, Park Yeon Young  and Seungri can’t hold their laughter. Daesung is really a D-Lite, she keep that in her mind. After exchanging phone numbers Daesung and Seungri say goodbye to Park Yeon Young because they still need to do their choreography practice.

Chapter 4 

Park Yeon Young has been staring the cell phone for ten minutes or so. She finished reading the text message history and feel pity for both party: Dae-Ri and Taeyang. She composed her guts, trying to remember what she’s gonna say, and start dialing the number.

-girl~ I need a girl-  (Taeyang cell phone ring tone)

“You got a call, you want to pick it up?” Ask his manager, groping his bag to pick Taeyang’s cell phone.

“Who’s the caller?” he asked.

“Err… the caller ID is under three question mark?” said the manager.

“Oh, just answer it then, it’s one of those prank calls I mentioned you a while ago. I’m driving anyway, can’t pick up any phone call.”

“If you said so. What should I say to her?” asked the manager while picking up the phone. Taeyang just shrugged so the manager decided to pretend he’s Taeyang and imitate his style.

“Hello, Taeyang-shi? I’m Maria. I’m your fans. I’d like to…” starts Park Yeon Young but she got cut by an immediate answer.

“Stop nagging, it’s really disturbing you know. I don’t care who you are just you’re your nagging now, arasso? Bye,” said the manager then called off the phone.

Park Yeon Young just stares the cell phone blankly, confused, don’t know how to react. She’s still undecided whether to give another try or better to leave it like that. Tears stung her eyes while her heart feels hurt. “Never thought Taeyang could be that cold towards his fans. He could at least listen to me until I finished my sentence…” she thought. Even those words doesn’t mean for her, she still feel hurts finding his idol can be that rude towards his fans, girl fans… Disappointed, she turned off the cell phone and toss it to his bag, planning to give it back to Daesung or Seungri immediately.

Chapter 5

Taeyang immediately kicks the brake and glares his manager. “Ya, Boram hyung! Why you say something that harsh? And to a girl? Aigoo…”

Kim Boram just staring his hands, considering what he had said on the phone and find it really harsh. He shouldn’t said something like that. “I’m sorry, I think I was mad just then.”

Taeyang grab the cell phone and make a calls back.

–The number you’re calling cannot be reach at the moment, please try again later-

“Shoot! She must have turned off her phone.” He let out a deep sigh and continue driving. “Hope she’s alright and I can reach her later,” he thought.

Up up above, God watched the whole thing and muttered with a sigh, “Now, it’s  not ME who fend yourself from meeting your destiny. Seems I need to make a better plan for those two… later.”

 

END