Hello my dear readers! Sadly, this isn't an update, and I am so sorry for the long wait just to find this. Hopefully I will update soon because I'm going to China and I'm not sure I can access AFF there. Here is a poem made by my friends and I to cheer you up XD: 

     What I did when I saw the cannibal I thought I killed 

I scream, I run, I grab a gun. I shoot, I cry, I let him die. I cry, I lie, I look him in the eye. 

I sob, I fall, I get mauled by a bear? No, it's Shia LaBeouf! 

He's come back to life, oh god! I shoot him continuously, it's no use! He's come back from the dead IT'S SHIA LABEOUF he's invincible now IT'S SHIA LABEOUF! 

He's bitten into you, it's over...