April Fools

VIXX Kakaotalk MSGS

  k-nova:  sorry >< i know it’s way passed april

   fools and we didnt manage to update

  j-atria:  we were kind of busy with last minute

   school assessments/assignments!

  k-nova:  please please please forgive us T^T

   so to make up for it, we did an

   extremely long april fools chat :)

  j-atria:  its unusual how we’re putting an A/N

   first but we have a reason

  k-nova:  in case you’re gonna get confused we

   provided you with COLOUR CODING :D

  j-atria:  for the members of course.

  k-nova:  okay so N is in RED

  j-atria:  Leo is in DARK BLUE

  k-nova:  Ken is in YELLOW

  j-atria:  Ravi is in LIGHT BLUE

  k-nova:  Hongbin is in PINK

  j-atria:  Hyuk is in GREEN

  k-nova:  hope this helps you guys if you’re

   confused!! And enjoy~

  j-atria:  see you all soon!

 

 

  Hongbin: what are you guys doing? i’m kinda

   booreeed ><

  Leo: -_-

  Hyuk: what about we tease hakyeon?

  Leo: ^-^ sure

  Hongbin: YAH

   i mean we always seem to tease our

   leadernim, theres something else to

   do right?

  N: awh hongbinnie when have you grown to

  love me so much?

  Hongbin: ive always loved you hyung~~

  N: ew

  i mean just suddenly professing your love

  @.@

  Leo: n is so childish ㅋㅋㅋ

   ^ㅈ^

  Hongbin: hey!

  N: and now youre sticking up for me. im kinda

  getting creeped out here

  Ravi: what is this, im getting too man

   notifications

   ...

  Hyuk: oh wonshik! Lets make fun of n~

  Ravi: .. ah

  Ken: what the

  Ravi: ok

  Hyuk: what’s wrong keennnie~

  Ken: erm

   nothing at all hah ha

  N: dont make fun of me hyogi, wonshikie ㅜ.ㅜ

  Ravi: sorry not sorry

  Hyuk: hehe this is quite fun

  i mean yeah sorry not really!

  Leo: …….

   what are you even doing hyuk

  N: hes being the sanghyuk we all know

  Leo: wow thats nice -_-

  Hyuk: D: what do you mean~

  Ken: not the JB stuff again

  N: its like a tradition in our chat

  Hongbin: yep

   im not even surprised anymore, hyuk

   the jb fanboy~

  N: i am getting really creeped out now.

  YOU AGREED WITH ME AGAIN?!

  Hongbin: ITS NOT THAT WEIRD

   I MEAN ISNT IT NORMAL TO AGREE

   WITH SOMEONE IF YOU AGREE ON

   SOMETHING THATS AGREEABLE?!?!

  Ravi: …..

  Leo: ……….

  Hyuk: …………..

  Ken: ………….

  N: uhh you dont sound like hongbin. WHAT DID

  YOU DO TO HIM

  Hyuk: HYUNG I THINK SOMEONE ABDUCTED HIM

  Ken: AND NOW WHOEVER DID IT, IS TRYING TO

   PRETEND TO BE

   …..

   HONGBIN.

  Ravi: yeah

  Leo: mmm i agree

  Hyuk: WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU

  DONE TO OUR BEAN

  Hongbin: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT???

   I AM BEAN

  Ravi: i am looking at you >.>

  Hyuk: are you sure about that??

  the REAL bean would never ever agree

  with the likes of N

  Hongbin: HEY

   oops i mean…

  N: he’s doing it again

  i mean im grateful man…

  but i am kinda creeped out… ew

  Leo: are you sure you are hongbin?

  Hongbin: YES

  Leo: are you sureee

  Hyuk: WELL MR HONGBIN I THINK YOU MUST

  HAVE EATEN SOMETHING WEIRD

  Ken: I HAVE NOT

  Hyuk: AM I RITE GUYS???

  Ken: EATEN

  

  Hongbin: IM NOT WEIRD AT ALL.. ha… ha…

  N: what were you saying ken?

  Ken: n… n… nothing…

   i was just hungry ha.. Ha..

  Ravi: okayyy…

  Ken: you knoww, the usual me

   getting food cravings heh… hehe..

  Leo: (weirdo alert)

  Hyuk: ITS OKAY EMBRACE YOUR WEIRDNESS

  Ken: yeah… thats what jaehwan ALWAYYS

   I MEAN

   ME

  N: ....

  Ken: YES

   I AM JAEHWAN

   thats what i always say..

  Leo: (super duper ultra weirdo alert)

  Hyuk: WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME SO WEIRD

  I MEAN WHY ARE YOU MAKING KEN SO

  WEIRD

  Ravi: what..?

  Hyuk: OH RIGHT… KEN WAS ALWAYS WEIRD

  Hongbin: wait… this is beginning to get weird…

  Ravi: you just realised?

  Leo: such a slow person beanie (tsk tsk)

  N: if you ask me bean… youre the weirdest

  one here

  Leo: uhuh das rite i agree

  Hongbin: DONT BLAME ME

   LOOK AT HYUK

   HES SO WEIRD RIGHT NOW

  N: still think no one can top ur weirdness tho…

  Hyuk: WHYY MEEE

  Ken: cos ur dumb

  Hyuk: I AM NOT DUMB EXCUSE ME

  Ravi: i think you are hyuk~~ ^-^

   ur acting like ken

   who is the epitome of dumb ^-^

  Ken: RUDE

  N: dont deny it~

  Hyuk: I WOULD EMBRACE MY WEIRDNESS BUT

  WHAT KIND OF PERSON EMBRACES

  THEIR DUMBNESS

  N: ummm… no reply…

  Hongbin: see what i mean??? i am not the only

   weird one here…

  Leo: yeahh… why is hyuk acting so… ken…

  Hongbin: yeah…the only person that would act

   like that in the entire universe would

   be ken

  Ravi: if you ask me…

  Hyuk: what?

  Leo: no ones asking you wonshik :P

  Ken: yeahh WONSHIK

  N: stop being mean to wonshik

  he’s a really sensitive guy

  and theres a possible chance that he’ll curl

  up into a ball and cry when he gets home…

  Leo: andd...how would you know this hakyeon?

  N: im just saying…

  that ravi is a delicate little flower that has

  feelings

  Ravi: erm

   thank you?

  Hyuk: WHADDA WEIRDO

  Hongbin: I AGREE WITH N :)

   AND DONT FORGET THAT N IS ALSO

   A DELICATE LITTLE FLOWER AS WELL

  Ravi: but back to what i was saying…

  Ken: uhuh

  Leo: i dont really care about what ur saying XD

  N: LISTEN TO RAVI HE HAS A POINT

  HE’S A SMART COOKIE

  Ken: hakyeon if youre trying to be nice its not

   working…

   i think its time to stop (you creep >.>)

  Ravi: anyway…

   something weird is happening here

  Hongbin: i think we all figured that out ravi…

  Leo: no kidding hyung

  N: O: HYUNG?? leo are you kidding right now??

  Hyuk: huh? hyung? are you pretending to be

  me??

  im the only one that calls ravi a hyung..

  Leo: i mean… ravi

  Ken: ??

   what is happening

  Ravi: wonshik is a babo

  N: what? WHAT??

  Ken: why are you insulting yourself..

  Hongbin: i actually thought that ravi was the

   last surviving ‘normal’ one

   i guess i was wrong  

   WHAT HAS BECOME OF US VIXX

   WE ARE GOING CRAZYY

  Ken: okayyyyyy sure mannn…

  N: hongbin, youre the craziest one

  Ravi: if you ask me..

  Leo: no ones asking you~~

  Ravi: hongbin was the one who started it as

   well so he is at fault

  Hyuk: WOW WE HAVE A GENIUS HERE
  N: IKR

  ravi has always been a genius

  Hyuk: i was being sarcastic hyung…

  but ravi is a genius..

  N: THANK YOU <3

  Hyuk: except for today…

  he’s being weird…

  N: D:

  Ken: and hakyeon is such a weirdo

  Hongbin: N IS NOT WEIRD

  Leo: hes doing it again..

   hongbin are you alright??

  Hongbin: I AM FINE

   you know you should all be like me

   and be nice to our awesome y

   and handsome cool leader ;)

  Hyuk: UM

  HONGBIN

  WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO YOU

  Ravi: have you been possessed? :O

  Ken: well we’re back to square one huh

  N: I THINK HE HAS

  Ken: EXCUSE ME I HAVE

   I MEAN HONGBIN IS PERFECTLY NORMAL

  N: yeah ken.. why are you siding with him

  Ken: cos hongbin is a lil flower that we have to

   protect :D

  Ravi: ...gross

  Leo: i agree

  Hongbin: awh thank you jaehwan hyungnim <3

  Leo: oi ken

  Hyuk: YESSS?

  Ken: hmm?

  Leo: wait why did you respond hyuk

  Hyuk: I WAS UHM REPLYING

  TO SOMETHING ELSE…

  N: mmhm so convincing

  Ravi: -_- yeah

  Hongbin: again, we're not acting like ourselves.

  Hyuk: ……..

  FINE

  HAPPY APRIL FOOLS!!
  I AM JAEHWAN CUTIE ^-^

  N: I KNEW IT.

  well guess im gonna give in too

  YO PEOPLE I AM THE ONE AND ONLY COOL &

  CHIC  RAPPER FOR VIXX, WONCHIC

  Ravi: i was leo all along c:

  Leo: hey hyungs ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

   the best and only maknae SANGHYUK

  Leo: …..

  Ravi: ……

  Ken: YEAH

  Ken: this is the only real breathing and living

   painting of hongbin

   i must say n hyung, you werent acting like

   me AT ALL

  Hongbin: oh shush i tried

   PLUS IM YOUR FAVOURITE ANYWAY :*

  Hongbin: ew

  Ken: well that was one heck of a conversation

  Hyuk: haha my head is still spinning

  Leo: mmm

  Ravi: it was pretty fun heh heh

  Hongbin: except when the person who

   pretends to be you is hakyeon

  N: DONT BULLY ME ㅜ.ㅜ

  why didnt you guys bully me when ravi was

  pretending to be me???

  Ravi: cos you made hongbin seem terribly

   weird that the focus was on the ‘fake’

   hongbin :D

  N: ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ fine.

  to end on a happy note, HAPPY APRIL

  FOOLS KIDS

  Hyuk: ….. we all got fooled by ourselves haha

  Ken: yeah! such a coincidence

  Ravi: but it was pre fun. haha well i gotta go

   edit the next track

  Leo: gotta keep the practice up for our

   upcoming track. bye

  Hongbin: yeah and not fall asleep again hyung

   ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

  Leo: …..you wanna die?

  N: taekwoon dont be mean to the little ones

  Leo: … :c

  N: ALRIGHT THEN LETS GO PRACTICE AFTER

  THE FUN WE HAD FOOLING OURSELVES

  Hongbin: YEAH. ALRIGHT LETS DO THIS

  Ravi: .. i am actually slightly worried about

   hongbin.

  Hyuk: yeah, its the real him now but it still

  seems like he’s following in leadernims

  steps

  Ken: :o what if he’s been influenced?

  N: IM STILL HERE YOU KNOW. AND HONGBIN

  JUST LOVES ME TOO MUCH :D

  Hongbin: I AM STILL THE SAME HONGBIN!!!

  Ravi: yea yea

   gotta go now anyways, have fun kids

  Leo: ^o^ bai

  Ken: well, hongbin have fun with hakyeon~

  Hyuk: we’ll see u after ur mind becomes

  clearer and u return to urself again ;))

  Hongbin: ...guys D= dont do this to me

  N: well then, let’s go hongbinnie

  TO THE PRACTICE ROOM WITH HYUNG!!

  Hongbin: NO NOT ALONE WITH YOU

   I WONT SURVIVE

  N: AWH YOU DONT HAVE TO BE SO POLITE, I

  KNOW YOU LOVE ME THE BEST

  COME ON LET's GO WITH HYUNG :D

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ottokajibear
#1
Chapter 12: JAEHWAN IN FANTASY IS A BLESSTING TBFH
Ruby2000
#2
Lmao! xD Poor Ravi, getting bullied by N. I really enjoyed reading the chapter. Looking forward to the next chapter~ ^^
Hellooooooitsme #3
THIS IS THE BEST THING I'VE EVER READ. I'M SO HAPPY I FOUND IT. I made this account just so I could subscribe. ILY SO MUCH I WISH WE COULD BE FRIENDS IN REAL LIFE. but for now online will have to do. And I know this may sound really annoying because I know you have lives outside of writing but PLEASE UPDATE!!!! Vixx is my life and the way you portrayed them just made me live them even more. Especially Cha <3 he's the Bae.
RannieShim #4
Chapter 8: Sorry for not commenting to you guys more often T__T
I'm kind of sad cause Jaehwannie didn't show up in this chapter but I'll wait for the day he will LOL (cause I like Jaehwannie so much these days omg he's so cute awww)
Hyukkie is just too adorable here LOL
so good to see how close VIXX is :">
fighting guys waiting for your next chapter :">
allmyideasaretaken
#5
Chapter 5: Happy Coming-out-of-the-womb day, J!
exocat15
#6
Chapter 5: I'm not sure when this updated but happy birthday J, whether it be today or belated! Best wishes with, I dunno, life? And this fic? Which is hilarious, hands down. Hbd again! ^_^
RannieShim #7
Chapter 5: Happy birthday J-ssi :"> Wish you all the best :">
Red Beannie is like the main character in this chap LOLLLLL
Poor him but he deserved that didn't he? LOLLLLL
RannieShim #8
Chapter 3: awwww this fic's so cute I'm in love with it right now
Leo-nim's just too adorable to handle T___T
poor Wonsikie somehow LOLLLLL
thank you Author-nims, keep on going ~
allmyideasaretaken
#9
Chapter 2: i find these kinda funny and enjoyable ^^
especially leo with those emoticons
fighting <3
TheBirdOfHermes
#10
Chapter 2: These are so funny, Thank you for the update Author-nims