"Will you look at that, your character is now begging my character not to leave him alone. I must find the author of this story and praise her for making me, once again, like any KyuWook story there is, the man in the relationship." Kyuhyun muttered sarcastically as he and Ryeowook browsed another fan fiction on one particular site. The smaller man just sighed in agreement as he closed the tab and opened another story, which eerily just had almost the same repetitive plot as the other stories.

"Shut up. The only thing the author wrote right is that I'm cute and... Am I even that innocent? I don't think I should not be knowing what means, as what this story portrays me."

And a click on the close button, which was soon followed by the clicking of another link.

"Yeah, yeah. Whatever you say, my innocent bottom."

"What's that? Sorry, I can't hear you over my amazingly high cheekbones. And by the way, your nerdy lonely character on this story big time."

"As far as I know, you're the one who . , that is."

"Ewww, I don't even want to know why our fans think of me as that. And stop being vulgar, or else I won't hesitate to pound my fist on your face."

"The only thing that's pounding is my inside of you--"

"Cho Kyuhyun!"

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A/N: THIS, CONTRARY TO BELIEF, IS NOT AN ATTACK ON KYUWOOK WRITERS. Seriously, this story is not what you think this is. It's all just a PART of the plot, and for the last time, THIS IS NOT TO MOCK KYUWOOK WRITERS.

The story will be posted later in the evening (Philippine standard time), and the first chapter for 'Your Future Boyfriend Started Following You' will be posted on the weekend.

HAHAHAH I'm so tired I don't even know what I'm writing about. Lol, sorry for disturbing you all. XD