While Jin and Jungkook prepares for dinner in the kitchen...

NJ: TaeTae, ChimChim, Hobie, Sugie-hyung, we need to talk, NOW!

Inside the Bangtan Room...

NJ: This isn't good. We need to do something about this.

YG: About what? You calling me 'SUGIE'? Cuz I'm not liking it.

NJ: Mianhe Yoongi-hyung.

TH: Oh I know! It's about hyung's hair, right? It's really pink, kinda weird.

NJ: I don't want to hear that from someone who previously had his hair dyed in orange! Just shut it, Taehyung! I'm serious.

TH: Woah! He's doing the 'once-I-call-your-real-name-you-should-zip-it" thing! Ok, I'm on it!

NJ: This is no laughing matter guys. So before anything else, let me confirm something first.

JM: Five hundred thirty eight multiplied by two hundred ten equals?

NJ: One hundred twelve thousand nine hundred eigh- WHAT???

JM: Confirmed. You still have your MENSA IQ of 200!

NJ: It's 148 Park Jimin! If you say another word, I'll tell manager-hyung that you'll be performing stark on our next live showcase in Japan! Got that?

JM: Understood leader-hyung! Mianhe!

NJ: Thanks for staying quiet, Hobie.

HS: Don't mind me. My lips are sealed.

NJ: As I was saying, I need to confirm this first. Does everyone know that our Baby Kookie is madly in love with our Jinnie-hyung?

YG: I'm not blind.

HS: It's too obvious.

TH: I'm actually a shipper.

JM: Kookie told me.

YG: What about it, Namjoon?

NJ: Well the thing is, even if every single one of us knew, Jin-hyung doesn't have a single clue. He's too dense for his own good! Our baby is suffering!

TH: Calm down appa-hyung! Kookie is no longer a baby. He's already a man! Just like me!

JM: Putting TaeTae's claim for his manliness aside, I actually agree with Namjoon-hyung. I don't like seeing Kookie getting depressed and hurt. It's making me really sad.

HS: What you're pointing out here is that we need to help our maknae once and for all, am I right?

NJ: Exactly!

YG: I am assuming you already have a plan given that IQ of yours.

NJ: Yes. And I call it OPERATION KOOKIEFESS!

TH: Sounds delicious!

YG: Your naming ! I don't even get it! Explain.

NJ: Since Jin-hyung is too oblivious, Kookie needs to use the direct approach! Our baby has to confess!

JM: Kookie + Confess = KookieFess! You really are a genius, hyung! But unfortunately, we can't do that! Kookie told me once that he's already satisfied just by staying at Jin-hyung's side. He doesn't want to ruin their precious friendship.

HS: Wow ChimChim, for once you spouted something worth knowing. What now Namjoon? We can't force Kookie. We don't want to be hated.

NJ: I've already got this thought out. No worries. The key for this operation to succeed is... JEALOUSY! Everyone prepare yourselves! We are going to be the best love rivals for our Baby Kookie!

YG: This is why I don't trust intelligent people to handle problems pertaining to love.

TH: That's exciting! I've always wanted to try being the third wheel!

JM: Making Jungkookie jealous is not a very good idea in my opinion but honestly, it's quite intriguing and tempting at the same time.

HS: I've got a bad feeling about this. Can I be counted out?

NJ: Nope! Because if you can make Kookie confess, you will be given three free tickets for a trip to Hongkong Disneyland! All expenses included!

HS: Is that true?!

NJ: Don't underestimate the power of your leader's wallet! This is all for our golden maknae and eldest hyung!

HS, YG, JM, TH: YOU'RE ON!!!

-To be Continued-