4/15 - vkook: “omg get up you’re taking up the whole bed”

jeongguk was resting peacefully, but then he was suddenly kicked to the corner of his bed. his legs were literally dangling off of the bed. he peered over to see taehyung spread out the bed, like an eagle. 

jeongguk was very offended. no matter how many times he tries to move closer to taehyung, he always gets kicked back. 

this is war, jeongguk thought menacingly. 

"oh my god! move you're taking up the whole bed!" jeongguk screamed and he threw taehyung off the bed, and the resting male opened his eyes wide as he fell. he could've sworn he saw his life flash before his eyes. 

"... now you're going to get it, you blockheaded crouton!" taehyung ran after the man who just fled, and he heard jeongguk's faint voice yell, "that's not even a good insult, you salted bar of soap!"

they both weren't good at insults.