“My beloved Monster, whom I hate so much I want to kill, you are not allowed to be a human because I love humans..."

A.N.: So yesterday I changed some stuff on my skype profile and saw this thing on my description there, and I remembered I read a doujinshi about Shizaya (Shizuo and Izaya from Durarara; the doujinshi is named "I love humans") with that one as a last sentence and I really liked it, so when I go to bed this jumped in my head and I sat to write it today ^^ It really isn't related to the doujin, being completely different from the story I wrote, the only thing in common is the last line.... But I'm not the best when it comes to stuff like these, so it's kind of lacking I guess... Still I hope you enjoy ^^