Wake up, sleepyheads
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Chan All The Way!The kids tried to get out of the castle to find their two friends.
"Ugh, how did Minghao even managed to leave this place?" Seokmin stated as he struggled with the gigantic door.
"Maybe he shrinks and turn into a dog and went out using a pet door," said Hansol.
Seungkwan went around sniffling around the castle just in time to find a pet door at the tiny corner of the gigantic door. "Hey, I think he went this way!" he announced which cause the others to get to him.
Seokmin who was the most eager to find his friend made way for himself to get through the tiny pet door and was halfway there when his hips just had to ruin everything. He tried to squirm himself out but it was an epic fail.
"I don't think you can actually get out using that tiny hole though," commented Jeonghan as his arms were crossed, looking at the pathetic friend of his.
Seokmin kept doing his thing, ignoring what Jeonghan said.
"Your is too big to fit through," said Soonyoung.
"I don't remember of him having a big ," exclaimed Hansol.
"Excuse all of you," Seungkwan snapped his fingers in a sassy manner. "I'm the only one with big, majestic ," he added.
"Yeah, Seokmin's one is fake," said Wonwoo.
"Like Nicki Minaj," added Jisoo.
Upon hearing that, Seungcheol's eyes darted to Jisoo with flaming eyes as he opened his mouth, fire was spitting out of it. "EXCUUUUSSSEEE YOU, HONG JISOO. AIN'T NOBODY CAN TALK ABOUT MY NICKI LIKE THAT." His eyes were still wide opened, looking straight into Jisoo.
"Seungcheol, please. You should know by now that Nicki Minaj isn't dating you nor does she acknowledge your existence," Jeonghan mentioned while smirking. It was still unknown whether that smirk was for Seungcheol to know that Jeonghan was the only one for him or it could be that Jeonghan knew that Seungcheol would forever be single and for Jeonghan himself, he had Jisoo. It could also be that Seungcheol knew the struggle of a fangirl.
While the three oldies of the group were immensely eyeing each other—though it was quite difficult for Jisoo and Seungcheol since they were basically stuck onto each other, Seokmin was struggling to get out of the hole. Of course he tried to get out so he could get out of the castle but it impossible. It was tiring to stay in the crawling position either. The only solution was to back out.
Guess luck wasn't on him that time, he got stucked and boy was getting numb for staying in that position too long. "Guys, welp. I'm stuck," exclaimed the tired Seokmin. At first, the other boys didn't hear him since his face was facing the sweet air outside, full of candies from the mixture of lemon drops, gumdrops, candy bars and milkshakes.
Meanwhile, the others inside were discussing about Seokmin's .
"I think I know why he has big butts," said Wonwoo.
"Why?" the others asked.
"Because he's wearing a diaper," answered Wonwoo as he laughed and high-fived Mingyu who was laughing too.
"I heard that, okay!" came Seokmin's voice outside with his and legs wriggling which made things a lot funnier. Hearing his friends laugh, Seokmin took the opportunity to ask for help again. "Help me, please!"
"Wanna help him?" asked Jihoon.
The boys looked at each other with a mischievous smile on their face.
"Nahhhh," they answered synchronously, ran towards Seokmin, smacking his , screaming incoherent stuff out of their mouth, ran around and coming back to Seokmin again, repeating the same thing all over again when—
"YOU INSENSITIVE LIL PIECE OF CHICKEN, NO SWAG SHALL BE UPON YOU!!"
And Jihoon was gone.
"Jihoon? Jihoon? Where ya at, bro?" Soonyoung asked as he looked around.
"HIT THE KWON! HIT THE KWON!"
And Soonyoung was gone too.
One by one went away.
Let's see what happened in real life, shall we?
LEE JIHOON
Knock knock
"Yoongi, open the door," demanded Mrs. Lee as she knocked on Yoongi's door for quite a few times. After a few seconds, Yoongi opened the door, still in his bed-hair state. "Now go wake Jihoon up," ordered Mrs. Lee.
Yoongi ruffled his hair with a grunt while stomping his way to the room beside his.
His cousin's. Lee Jihoon.
Yoongi twisted the knob of the door, revealing the said Jihoon alone on his queen-sized bed.
"Chan's probably downstairs," Yoongi thought to himself.
"DINOSAUR!"
"Yup."
He walked over to Jihoon and shook him to wake him up but all Jihoon did was smacking him. Yoongi who felt offended by the sudden smack let out a, "YOU INSENSITIVE LIL PIECE OF CHICKEN, NO SWAG SHALL BE UPON YOU!!"
By that, Jihoon woke
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