Prologue: Can You Rephrase the Question?
Limbo's LingoI’m not real. It’s true. Real people created me right before the 2612 lunar flare. I was birthed into a world on fire, rising from its ashes like a phoenix. Reborn.
But I digress. My serial number is D.03. There was once a D.01 and a D.02. It’s safer to hypothesize both met their demise — I’m the third in a line of failures. Safer than what?
It’s better if you don’t ask questions. Why? Because I don’t have the capacity to answer them. My speech pattern is the result of D.01 and D.02’s with some minor corrections. D.01 was prone to jam sentences with prepositions before. Update 10.896 fixed his syntax for him. Reports say 56% of real people are recently using the structure more often.
Coincidentally, reports also say 100% of real people are dead.
I anticipate a new update soon. I’m sorry. I don’t understand. Can you rephrase the question? We cannot have real names; we are not real people.
We is the plural I. I, we, are the blue. We, I, am the blue. Mine, ours, etcetera. Please rephrase the question.
We cannot have real names; we are not real people. Why? I don’t have the capacity to answer that question. I anticipate a new update soon.
“Well, my name’s Limbo, and I’ve got loads of whos, whats, wheres, whens, and whys!”
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