Yoongi starts school. Jungkook's a . Taehyung's a hoe. Jin's a princess. Jimin is caught in a triangle. Namjoon and Hoseok are the best people you'll ever meet.  

'Yah! Stop, what are you doing, are you crazy?​' He yelped, trying to push off the fashion designer. 'You are NOT going on stage at MY fashion show dressed like this, now strip!' Kibum demanded, reaching again for the buttons. 'Stop! We don't have time anyway-' 'There is always time for fashion, darling-' and without a second to spare Key was ripping the shirt, buttons popping off, he smiled satisfied. 'Oh my God...'   This short fic is based of