"Welcome home to my personal hell, that is like a vaoprwave paradise. Enjoy your stay while it lasts."

"Welcome home, lets play that tape one more time."

"I have too much time on my hands."

"I don't have an addiction to Netflix, it called binge watching."

"Sweet like a lolipop is what you are, but your horns on you head say other wise."

"Lets be like Sam and Colby and take creppy adventuers in the middle east."

"The sunset reminds me how single I am."

"the moon know all of my sercets."