anything you can do, i can do better. i can do anything better than you. no, you can't. yes, i can. no, you can't. yes, i can. no, you can't. yes, i can! yes, i can! anything you can be, i can be greater. sooner or later i'm greater than you. no, you're not. yes, i am. no, you're not. yes, i am. no, you're not. yes, i am. yes, i am! i can shoot a partridge with a single cartridge. i can get a sparrow with a bow and arrow. i can live on bread and cheese. and only on that? yes. so can a rat (oOOOOoooo do you hear that? that's the sound of sizzling bc you got burned so bad). any note you can reach, i can go higher. no, you can't. yes, i can. no, you can't. yes, i can. no, you can't. yes, i can. no, you can't. yes, i can. no, you can't. yes, i can! anything you can buy, i can buy cheaper. i can buy anything cheaper than you. fifty cents. forty cents. thirty cents. twenty cents. no, you can't. yes, i can! yes, i can! anything you can say, i can say softer. no, you can't. yes, i can. no, you can't. yes, i can. no, you can't. yes, i can! yes, i can! (ugh, i'm tired of typing this) i can drink my liquor faster than a flicker. i can do it quicker and get even sicker. i can open any safe. without being caught? sure. that's what i thought (yOu cROoK!) any note you can hold, i can hold longer. i can hold any note longer than you. no, you can't. yes, i can. no, you can't. yes, i can. no, you caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan't. yes, i can, yes, iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii (don't die) can! yes you caaaaaaaaaaaaaan! where do you keep all that air? ugh. oh.