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Sadly I don't get to write on a regular basis so if you do start reading one of my stories please be patient. Also, I am not a pro at writing but ill try my best for what i do write to be worth while your time. Anyways ShakalakaBoom!!!! Yes I Shakalakad before I boomed!!! XD :p Gracias!!!! 

 

 

 

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I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! - If you could read that put it in your profile.

Las mujeres de hoy no necesitamos tener un hombre al lado para sentirnos realizadas y ser felices y aunque debamos de admitir que ellos siempre serán una parte importante en nuestras vidas no quiere decir que sean indispensables para alcanzar el éxito. Tal vez por esta razón es que muchas de nosotras decidimos seguir solteras y conseguir nuestros sueños, que vivir al lado de un hombre con quien probablemente no lleguemos a entendernos.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won’t say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

I like food. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! (wooooo!)

Quotes:
I don’t hate you, I just like everything else better.

Never get into an argument with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Don’t piss me off. Im running out of places to hide the bodies.

Im not bossy, I just have better ideas.

I'm not smiling at you I'm trying not to laugh!

English who needs that? I'm never going to England!

Who laughs last thinks the slowest.

What do you do when an Edward Cullen fangirl who's been shot is standing in front of you? Stop laughing and reload.

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.

I used all my sick days so I called in dead.

Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.

I think the absolute worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of Charades...or during a game of "Fake A Heart Attack"--Someone's Signature (i find this both hysterical and horrifying)

"Two things in the world are indefinite, the universe and people's stupidity. And I'm not sure about the first."--Albert Einstein

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit!

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it, but it takes only 4 muscles to punch them.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

Girls want a lot of things from one guy, yet guys only want one thing from many girls. No wonder so many relationships go up in flames.

Most people are alive because it's illegal to shoot them.

Women go into marriage expecting men to change and they don't. Men go into marriages expecting women to stay the same, but they don't.

Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.

People like you are the reason there are middle fingers.

A critic is a legless man who teaches running.

Officer, I swear to Drunk I am not God!

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

I love having friends, they do so many things I can laugh at.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people

In a world of pollution, profanity, adolescence, zits, broccoli, racism, ozone depletion, ism, stupid guys, and PMS, why the heck do people still tell me to have a nice day?
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If youve ever tried to drink from a straw, and the straw went everywhere BUT yer mouth (ie: cheek, eye, chin, nostril), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever ignored the "Caution: Wet Floor" sign and felt the wrath of wet floors and gravity for it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile.

Copy and Paste if you cannot understand anyone who saw POTO and did not immediately become obsessed with it.

Copy and paste this if you developed instant infatuation for Gerard Butler when he sang in Phantom of the Opera.

If you brag about your scars/injuries/accidents, regardless of how they happened, copy and paste this into your profile you masochist you!

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you know people who should not only get run over by a bus, but be hung by their own intestines, copy and paste.

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you were going to say it, copy this into your profile.

f you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ran up a down escalator copy this into your profile (its fun!)

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile (EVIL MOSQUITOES)

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile=P

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. (like every day)

If you've ever busted a move/burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you said "Awww" when you saw Puss in Boots do that "Big Eyes" thing in Shrek 2, copy and paste this into your profile. (I want a poster of it)

If you have ever hit your head on an open door, run into a wall or door or parked car, pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa, tripped on nothing, looked for something that was in your hand or right in front of you, fallen up or down or somewhere near a staircase, tripped over your own feet, stepped on your cat, or blown up a tank of propane, and you feel the need to advertise your stupidity, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile

If you are "in", but not "of" this world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

I like food. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! (wooooo!)

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you are called 'weird' at least 5 times a day, post this in your profile

If you solemly swear you are up to no good, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you collect copy and pastes, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message and my symbol for equality to your profile. ( o o ) = ( o o )

If you cant understand why Oriental, Native American, Hispanic, Middle-Eastern AND blacks are considered "minorities" when 98 percent of the world has brown eyes, dark skin and black hair, copy and paste into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. (poke XD)

Well...that’s about it.

until next time,

L8r!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!