Who the hell do you think you are?

Just a boring 93liner from Germany with too much time on her hands and the memory of a goldfish (I can’t even remember what I had for breakfast, how am I supposed to remember people’s names???). Probably also too lazy for her own good.

What do you write about?

At the moment only about the 7 loveliest dorks in the world, BTS and every now and then a little B.A.P or whatever I’m currently obsessing about. Most of my fics are either angst, crack/comedy or fluff, but I smell some coming in the future (please don’t disown me mum). 

Are the pictures and gifs you use yours?

Gifs and pictures I use never belong to me unless stated otherwise.

Do you ship anyone?

I don’t. I get why people would want their favourite idols to date, but I don’t find the idea of it appealing. Imagine someone seeing you and your best friend on the street and they would constantly scream “OH MY GOD YOU SHOULD, LIKE, TOTALLY TOUCH BUTTS.” It would probably annoy you, right? I doubt idols would think differently about that one, so I like to respect their privacy and just let them touch butts with whoever they want.

Do you take requests?

I do not. I’ve noticed it put a lot of stress on me to write a request and it would constrain my peace of mind to make another person’s idea a reality. Occasionally I will reblog Drabble Games and other things alike, but those will be the only times I will take on a request. I am also human and can only do so much. Please be more considerate in the future.

What are the rules on submitting a request for Drabble Games and the like?

In case of a Drabble Game, I beg you to follow these guidelines.

  1. I have now officially expanded my repertoire to BTS, B.A.P, GOT7, Big Bang and Block B.
  2. I will write Shorts, Comedy, Fluff, Angst, Scenarios, Imagines, AU’S and even a little from time to time.
  3. Maknae is now available for requests. Why? Even though I still strongly believe Jungkook’s a sweet innocent baby, I am well aware of him being a grown- man. Keep in mind, I will still not write including minors.
  4. No self-harm, no depression, no , no harming others, no IdolxIdol anything (because of the same reasons I hate shipping) and nothing sasaeng related.
  5. I will always reserve the right to not take a request if I feel uncomfortable writing about a certain topic, but I will apologise to you if that is the case.

There are of course loopholes to some of the rules. For example: I will not write about harming others in a regular angst, but I don’t mind writing about that in a Gang AU (because that’s just what happens if you’re crazy enough to join a gang).

If you have any other questions, feel free to ask away! I hope this was helpful enough. Have a lovely day and always take care of yourself!