Hello my dears~ if you're on my profile page, I'm going to assume that you love me and I love you back!

I kid. I'm not that obsessive about my amazing self. 

I am, however, extremely sarcastic. Have you picked up on that yet?
 

I'm a little crazy. My biases kind of splatter all over the K-univervse. 

But my number one is Kim JaeJoong, so don't you dare bash. Why? Listen to his voice. Done. I won't even factor in the fact that he has muscles and the body of a man, the smile of an angel, the laugh of a guitar, and the heart of a god.

Just the voice of all of those put together.

 

My first fic here on AFF was "Six Flavors of Love" and because I love parallelism, here are my sixes.

Six Flavors of KPOP:

Beautiful: JYJ, Ga-In, JeA, 2AM, DB5K, Kim Sunggyu, Taeyang, etc

Swag: G-Dragon, Big Bang, 2NE1, Block B (Zico), B2ST, BAP (Bang Yong Guk and Zelo in particular) and this one can just go on and on

Rookie Power: SPICA, BAP, VIXX, and... oh the rookie feels~

Hip-Hop: INFINITE-H, INFINITE, B2ST, 2PM, Big Bang, 2NE1, etc

Groove: 2NE1, MissA, DB5K, INFINITE, 2PM, SHINee etc

Annoyingly Catchy: KARA, A Pink, SECRET, well you get the point

 

Six Flavors of Writing:

Angst. Fluff. Extended Metaphors. Three Choose Two is 6, there are six ways to have a combo of two of those.
The day I attempt to write all three together is the day my Microsoft Word just crashes on me.

 

Six Flavors of Love:

Deliberatemistake: Do you even have to ask? Find one of my stories. The person who made the poster. Find one of my stories. The first comment. Find one of my stories. An upvoter. Find me at 2am at night. On skype with this girl. This love story can be told in 60 seconds.

SanghyunP: whose voice is ten billion times cuter than she will ever care to admit. And her heart is at least as big as her voice is cute. Although she swears her cooking abilities aren't as great.

Iheartsoojong: my first friend on AFF and the person whose long, thought-out comments still hit me the hardest. Do I wish she was on more often? Absolutely. Do I complain? Absolutely. Do I love her anyways? Absolutely.

Limebrus: Or more accurately, Limebutt. Your obsession with butts astounds me, and I love your . That's probably the most profound confession you've ever heard because you love butts so much. You're also terrified of the dark, and have an obsession with creepy stories, and love eurovision to death and when you add all of those things together... I just love you.

Beatingheart: I still don't approve of your Sungyeol obsession. But I'll put up with him just like I put up with you. Because I love you.

All of my readers: is that enough Woohyun grease for you? But seriously, I do love you. *does the Woohyun hug thing*