Where I speak about myself and write prompts for nobody to use.

I believe Kai is a good bottom and that Luhan is possibly the manliest in EXO and that having soft features doesn't make you any girlier or more rapable. It may sound cheesy or naive but I believe couples experiment and there are chances that they switch top/bottom sometimes.

I tend to butthurt people. Sometimes it is deliberatly :)

I want a fic in which Go Hara cheats on Junhyung with Hyuna. Too late.

I like underdog pairings.

I need a chaptered Hansoo fic. Something with DO being the owner of a small restaurant in Seoul and Luhan being a regular customer (and end up as a beggar in the outskirt of the town).

I don't like SMent and I should not even like EXO but they are evil.

I want to marry Chen so we could troll together.

I sometimes ship fanfic authors with others but it's just one of my many mental problems. Don't worry too much.

I ship George Orwell with Aldous Huxley too...No comment OTL

I think Chen is handsome and Kris is not really but one of the two doesn't have the charisma of an oyster and that makes the difference.

I can not speak English. I can not speak at all.

I started a fic in my language but I can't manage to write the first chapter. The fic's called "Human" and it supposed to focus on Kyungsoo and Jongin's lives as they enter Seoul National University (best korean University), one coming from a modest family and the other being pretty wealthy (not the cliché poor boy fall in love with rich one though). The two start to be friend but it's not easy for Kyungsoo to adapt himself in the middle of people from upperclass. He fall in love with chinese exchange student Victoria which is head over heels for other chinese exchange student LuHan who happens to desire her back and date her sporadically and who also happens to be oppenly homoual Jongin's two years old crush.

 

I do not comment often but I try to write more than two lines when I do so. I can't help telling all my life each time i comment in fact.

I can not stand car accidents in fic anymore, except if there is an actual and original plot but generally car accidents means no plot. You have 3 big outcomes:

• (A) character 1 died just after having confessed to character 2 who has tragically shared their feelings since the beginning (damn!). And you reader end crying all the tears of your body OR you close the page unfazed because you had already read it 10000 times.
• (B) character 1 survived but lost all memories of his beloved one (character 2). No comment. The rate of amnesia in fic is questionably high, don't you think? Even among Super Junior members, who faced a number of car accidents quite impressive, I don't think there was a case of amnesia ever reported. This plot can eitheir finish happily or totally angsty (character 1 would never remember character 2 who would look after character 1 from afar).
• (C) character 1 survived AND remembered everything (wow). That's not the most common one. Usually it means that character 1 will keep an incurable wound with which the two characters will have to struggle to live ( I actually read a good fic in which that happened but I somehow think the fic would have been fine without it). But sometimes the accident is in fact the cause of characters 1's and 2's meeting with one bumping/crashing (it depends really) into the other (I have two or three exemples of very good fics like that -one being the famous Arbitrage-). What happen after the encounter varying a lot, I consider (C) as readable.

I can not stand the little girly boy who realizes he has always been in love with his bully when the latter him. And even if you try to put it nicely, no, niet, non, nunca, iie, stop. I read to much of this . I can read rough or even if there is a story tied up well, an explanation or if at least the author is not pretending (and even that I often can't). is not a plot mechanism like any other, it's a human tragedy and I wish authors showed more this side of it than the... what... arousing side? (vomit)

I'm just another reader who sometimes reviews.

I can not write, nor can I think properly.

I might read stories :

• About B2st
• About EXO (actually just them for the moment)
• About Infinite
• About BTOB
• / boy's love/ slash ones 'cause I can't stand any sort of Mary Sue
• Chaptered stories or one shots
• , fluff, angst with a preferance for the last one
• All AU are lovely (highschool, fantastic, past or future)

My favourite couples or :

• Junkwang (b2st)
• Kiseob (b2st)
• Kiseung (b2st)
• Junseob (b2st)
• 2jun (b2st)
• 2junkwang (b2st)
• Lukai/kailu/kaihan (EXO)
• Sekai/kaihun (EXO)
• Hunhan/selu/luhun (EXO)
• Sekailu/sekaihan (EXO)
• krisyeol (EXO)
• Baeckyeol (EXO)
• Kaisoo (EXO)
• Hansoo (luhan x DO)(EXO)(don't even ask why)
• OT12
• Dongjong (Infinite)
• Hojong (Infinite)
• Yadong (Infinite)
• Wooya (Infinite)
• Yeoljong (Infinite)
• Woosoo (Infinite)
• Woogyu (Infinite)
• Iljae (BTOB)
• Ilsik(BTOB)
• Ilhyuk(BTOB)
• ilhoon x junhyung (btob x b2st)