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Female Comebacks!
Pick up line comebacks, add to it
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you , I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you , I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.
Man: Do you have a map? Because I am lost in your eyes.
Woman: The only map I've got for you leads straight off a cliff.
Your One and Only Wish:
Do it one by one. Don't look ahead!
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite .
2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3.Your first initial?
4.Your month of birth?
5.Which color do you like more, black or white?
6.Name of a person of the same as yours?
7.Your favorite number?
8.Do you like California or Florida more?
9.Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10.Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
If so, scroll down.
(don't cheat--!)
THE ANSWERS:
1You are completely in love with this person.
2.If you choose:
Red:You're alert and your life is full of love.
Black:You are conservative and aggressive.
Green:Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue:You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Yellow:You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K:You have a lot of love and friendship in your life.
L-R:You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.
S-Z:You like to help others and your future love life looks good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.:The year will go by very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June:You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever
July-Sept.:You will have a great year and experience a major life changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great but you'll eventually find your soulmate.
5. If you choose:
Black: Your life will take on a different direction,it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7.This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8.If you choose...
California:You like adventure
Florida:You are a laid back person.
9.If you choose...
Lake:You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10.This wish will only come true if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday.
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK,When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And yet you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot.
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')
After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
Things that can piss you off
-People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?
-People who are willing to get off their to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
-When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". off. What good is a goddamn cake if you can't eat it? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead?
-When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No nose, I paid 9.00 to come to the theatre and stare at the ing ceiling up there. What did you come here for?
-People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy?
-When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
-When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know , you ing pulled me over.
-When people say "Life is short." What the ? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever ing does! What? Are they going to ing do something that's longer?
-When you are waiting for the bus and someone ask you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here !
-When people talk to you using txt language. "FYI, IDK, but like in my IMHO IDC, 'cause -" "Hey, get this, STFU. It stands for Shut The Up"
FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!
About Me
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with 2Min and animes, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.
LAYER 1: ON THE OUTSIDE
Name: Clarissa Ng
Birthday: June 18. The day when my bff's cat died.
Age: 13 going on 14
: Female
Eye Color: Light brown.
Hair Color, Style and Cut: Brown with light brown higlights, straight and long with bangs.
Height: 5'4
Weight: :x
Piercings: two on each ear.
Tattoos: none coz i think they're ugleh
Righty or Lefty: Righty~
Zodiac Sign: Western = Gemini / Chinese = Ox *moo~*.
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LAYER 2: ON THE INSIDE
Your Strengths: English, html-ing and coding, making my friends happy
Your Weakness: School. Believing in myself. Fear of being alone. Losing someone I love. Um, love as well.
Ambition in life: Prolly a doctor coz my family wants me to be one.
Your Dreams: I'd like to be a better person for my family and friends... oh yeah, i'd like to lose some weight as well lol.
Your Hopes: Straight A's and.. a lot more.
Your Number 1 belief: Oh believe me, i have a lot of believes.
Your Personality: on the inside I'm very serious and doubtful and i let my emotions get the best of me.
Your Imagination: is crazy, erted and random. Sorta comic book mixed with art books and a slash of book .
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LAYER 3: YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW
the first thing you think about waking up: Ahh...it's still early... *snoozes*
your thoughts before bedtime: Why did I stay up so f'ing late? Crazy person~
your most missed memory: My primary days.
How many kids you want: Maybe 2 LOL
Dream Career: Something cool...like maybe a chef? Artist? Surgeon?
What you'll never do: eat too much.
Before you die you want to: I don't know.
Your Future Partner will be: Can I have Taemin? XD
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LAYER 4: DO YOU?
Smoke: Never. I feel nauseus even when I smell smoke from it. ugh.
Have a current crush: yeah
Shop like there's no tommorrow: haven't been shopping in months.
Think: Uh I think so.
Want to get married: yesh.
Believe in yourself: N-maybe.
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LAYER 5: IN THE PAST MONTH
Drank alcohol: Nope.
Gone to the mall: Nope.
Eaten sushi: No.
Gone skating: Yeah~!
Dyed you hair: No.
Drawn: uh. no.
Watched a movie: no.
Dreamed: All the time.
Ignored people: I'm sure I have but didn't mean to.
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LAYER 6: RANDOM
What were you thinking/doing a minute ago: about studying.
What were you thinking/doing an hour ago: ...did i offended the girl??
what were you thinking when you wrote all these layers: *shrugs* pretty cool lol? coz im bored haha.
Do you sing in the shower: No.
Are you a health freak: No.
Current Mood: Tired and fcking nervous.
Current Music: Dream High OSTS.
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LAYER 7: THINGS I'LL DO IF...
If you piss me off: I'll yell at you and you're gonna be freaked out because I don't let myself out liek this.
If you made my best friend cry: i'll definitely panic lol.
If you give me chocolates and cookies: I would kiss you.
If you touch meh cookies and chocolates: I'd snatch them away from youh coz they're mine kekekekekeke ^^
If you fight with me: ..:o i donno. i'm a noob at this kind of stuffs.
If you kiss me: O-O
If you hate me: I will totally not care. (pfft, as if)
If you love me: Love you back, as a friend or more.
