I fought with my Jagiya..

by Tesshi
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I fought with my jagiya this morning.

I'm heartbroken.

Dan and I

A sad love story..

Dan: Yeobo I have something to tell you..

Me: Yes, jagiya? ^^

Dan: I ... I have a mistress..

Me:

.....

.............

Out of my house.

Now.

Dan: I'm sorry.

Me: Sorry doesn't make it right.

Dan: Please just listen

Truth is right, better than lying

Me: We can't keep this relationship up if you're cheating, woman!

Dan: But please. It was a accident

WAIT WAIT WAIT WHAT

Me: Accident my ass. Out of my house! I'm keeping the kids!

Dan: I THOUGHT I WAS THE GUY

No!

Me: YEAH ME TOO

BUT NOT NOW

Dan: You cant do that

XDD

Me: Yes.

I can.

Dan: .......

This is funked up, I cant have a mistress if im a girl.... =_=

Me: Why did I ever marry you ;___; *Melodramatic* You.. you.. you... whore ////3

YES YOU CAN

NOW SHUT UP

The drama is not done.

Dan: No! Please!

Let me explain!

Me: You got 1 minute.

=A=

*Mean man voice*

Dan: He just came out of nowhere and started hitting on me

XDDD

ROFL

I tried to get away but in the end I couldnt

And... Lately you've become incompetent!

Me: Because guys pop up out of nowhere, yes. That's right. Woman, don't make me repeat myself.

Dan: I am still a woman!

With needs!

Me: D8<

IT'S NOT MY FAULT

YOU'RE JUST NOT APPEALING ANYMORE

It just won't up..

Whenever I look at you, baby.. All I think is.. "meh"

Dan: APPEALING! YOUR THE ONE WHOSE SUFFOCATING ME WITH THOSE MOOBS AT NIGHT

Me: AT LEAST I HAVE CURVES

UNLIKE YOU

Dan: ITS SUPPOSED TO BE THE OTHER WAY AROUND!

...

YOU MEAN YOUR MOOBS AND BUTT CURVES?!

Me: I think this is what it is. We need to break up. But I swear, you will never find a man like me ever again, hoe.

Dan: I think you've been cheating on me too!

Me: NEVER:

....

W-What..

Noooo >>;;;;;;;;;;;;;

........

Kinda..

Dan: I was doing laundry the other day and I found someones phone number!

Me: That was.. our.. cats...

Dan: Along with a thong

That rhymed XDD

Me: Findus likes when we call him, you know >>;;

And Findus likes... thongs too..

Dan: CATS CANT TALK

STOP MAKING EXCUSES!

Me: WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST FINDUS?!

Dan: WE DONT EVEN HAVE A CAT

Me: HEARTLESS BISSH

YOU HAVEN'T EVEN NOTICED HIM

Poor Findus.

Dan: Oh my gawd =_=;; this is going weirdly...

YOU HAVE HALLEUCENATIONS!

YOU EVEN TAKE MEDICINE FOR IT!

PRESCRIBED MEDICINE!

Me: Get. Out. Of. MY. House!

Or I will start going all Eminem and rap evil songs about you

D:<

Dan: THIS ISN'T EVEN YOUR HOUSE!

XDD

ITS MY MOTHERS AND IM NOT EVEN MARRIED TO YIU

Me: THAT'S IT. CONSIDER THIS RAP DEDICATED TO YOU

Dan: ITS ALL A DREAM

Me: o_o

...

This all happened on Facebook. Yes.

Btw - even if Dan's a guy in real life, I top. That's just how it is.

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OnceUponATaem on says:
The GIFs made me laugh. The story was dramatic though!! Don't fight ;~; FORGIVE AND FORGET!!!

kawaiikimbap on says:
I'M CONFUSED ABOUT EVERYONE'S GENDER NOW. @.@

rene_aoi on says:
kyahahhahahahhahahaahhaha

heartykeykeke on says:
oh my goodness, so funny!

JulietsPet on says:
XDDD

crackyeol on says:
This is my everyday story with my yeobo too T^T

novelle_freak on says:
Haha xD

Tesshi [A] on says:
Psh, _____ please. You never loved me. You cheating _____. ;x;

...

Yeah, a sequel is most likely to happen.

ChocoChips321 on says:
XDDDD
I still love you yeobo.
I wont cheat on you again I swear...
...
But if we do it seems there'll be a sequel to this..
XD

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