I fought with my Jagiya..

AuthorTesshi
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I fought with my jagiya this morning.
 
I'm heartbroken.
 
 

Dan and I

 
 
 
A sad love story..
 
 
Dan:  Yeobo I have something to tell you..
 
 
Me: Yes, jagiya? ^^
 
 
Dan: I ... I have a mistress..
 
 
Me:
 
 
.....
.............
 
 
Out of my house.
 
Now.
 
 
Dan: I'm sorry.
 
 
Me: Sorry doesn't make it right.
 
 
 
Dan: Please just listen
Truth is right, better than lying
 
 
Me: We can't keep this relationship up if you're cheating, woman!
 
 
 
Dan: But please. It was a accident
WAIT WAIT WAIT WHAT
 
 
Me: Accident my . Out of my house! I'm keeping the kids!
 
 
Dan: I THOUGHT I WAS THE GUY
No!
 
 
Me: YEAH ME TOO
BUT NOT NOW
 
 
Dan: You cant do that
XDD
 
 
Me: Yes.
I can.
 
 
Dan: .......
This is funked up, I cant have a mistress if im a girl.... =_=
 
 
 
Me: Why did I ever marry you ;___; *Melodramatic* You.. you.. you... ////3
YES YOU CAN
NOW SHUT UP
The drama is not done.
 
 
Dan: No! Please!
Let me explain!
 
 
Me: You got 1 minute.
=A=
*Mean man voice*
 
 
Dan: He just came out of nowhere and started hitting on me
XDDD
ROFL
I tried to get away but in the end I couldnt
And... Lately you've become incompetent!
 
 
 
Me: Because guys pop up out of nowhere, yes. That's right. Woman, don't make me repeat myself.
 
 
Dan: I am still a woman!
With needs!
 
 
 
Me: D8<
IT'S NOT MY FAULT
YOU'RE JUST NOT APPEALING ANYMORE
It just won't up..
Whenever I look at you, baby.. All I think is.. "meh"
 
 
 
Dan: APPEALING! YOUR THE ONE WHOSE SUFFOCATING ME WITH THOSE MOOBS AT NIGHT
 
 
Me: AT LEAST I HAVE CURVES
UNLIKE YOU
 
 
Dan: ITS SUPPOSED TO BE THE OTHER WAY AROUND!
...
YOU MEAN YOUR MOOBS AND CURVES?!
 
 
Me: I think this is what it is. We need to break up. But I swear, you will never find a man like me ever again, hoe.
 
 
 
Dan: I think you've been cheating on me too!
 
 
Me: NEVER:
....
W-What..
Noooo >>;;;;;;;;;;;;;
........
Kinda..
 
 
Dan: I was doing laundry the other day and I found someones phone number!
 
 
Me: That was.. our.. cats...
 
 
Dan: Along with a thong
That rhymed XDD
 
 
Me: Findus likes when we call him, you know >>;;

And Findus likes... thongs too..
 
 
Dan: CATS CANT TALK
STOP MAKING EXCUSES!
 
 
Me: WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST FINDUS?!
 
 
Dan: WE DONT EVEN HAVE A CAT
 
 
Me: HEARTLESS BISSH
YOU HAVEN'T EVEN NOTICED HIM
Poor Findus.
 
 
Dan: Oh my gawd =_=;; this is going weirdly...
YOU HAVE HALLEUCENATIONS!
YOU EVEN TAKE MEDICINE FOR IT!
PRESCRIBED MEDICINE!
 
 
Me: Get. Out. Of. MY. House!
Or I will start going all Eminem and rap evil songs about you
D:<
 
 
Dan: THIS ISN'T EVEN YOUR HOUSE!
XDD
ITS MY MOTHERS AND IM NOT EVEN MARRIED TO YIU
 
 
Me: THAT'S IT. CONSIDER THIS RAP DEDICATED TO YOU
 
 
Dan: ITS ALL A DREAM
 
 
Me: o_o
 
 
 
...
 
 
 
 
This all happened on Facebook. Yes.
 
Btw - even if Dan's a guy in real life, I top. That's just how it is.

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OnceUponATaem #2
The GIFs made me laugh. The story was dramatic though!! Don't fight ;~; FORGIVE AND FORGET!!!
kawaiikimbap #3
I'M CONFUSED ABOUT EVERYONE'S GENDER NOW. @.@
rene_aoi #4
kyahahhahahahhahahaahhaha
heartykeykeke #5
oh my goodness, so funny!
JulietsPet #6
XDDD
crackyeol #7
This is my everyday story with my yeobo too T^T
novelle_freak #8
Haha xD
Tesshi #9
Psh, please. You never loved me. You cheating . ;x;

...

Yeah, a sequel is most likely to happen.
ChocoChips321 #10
XDDDD
I still love you yeobo.
I wont cheat on you again I swear...
...
But if we do it seems there'll be a sequel to this..
XD