I fought with my jagiya
Dan and I
A sad love story..
Dan: Yeobo I have something to tell you..
Me: Yes, jagiya? ^^
Dan: I ... I have a mistress..
Out of my house.
Dan: I'm sorry.
Me: Sorry doesn't make it right.
Dan: Please just listen
Truth is right, better than lying
Me: We can't keep this relationship up if you're cheating, woman!
Dan: But please. It was a accident
WAIT WAIT WAIT WHAT
Me: Accident my ass. Out of my house! I'm keeping the kids!
Dan: I THOUGHT I WAS THE GUY
Me: YEAH ME TOO
BUT NOT NOW
Dan: You cant do that
This is funked up, I cant have a mistress if im a girl.... =_=
Me: Why did I ever marry you ;___; *Melodramatic* You.. you.. you... whore ////3
YES YOU CAN
NOW SHUT UP
The drama is not done.
Dan: No! Please!
Let me explain!
Me: You got 1 minute.
*Mean man voice*
Dan: He just came out of nowhere and started hitting on me
I tried to get away but in the end I couldnt
And... Lately you've become incompetent!
Me: Because guys pop up out of nowhere, yes. That's right. Woman, don't make me repeat myself.
Dan: I am still a woman!
IT'S NOT MY FAULT
YOU'RE JUST NOT APPEALING ANYMORE
It just won't up..
Whenever I look at you, baby.. All I think is.. "meh"
Dan: APPEALING! YOUR THE ONE WHOSE SUFFOCATING ME WITH THOSE MOOBS AT NIGHT
Me: AT LEAST I HAVE CURVES
Dan: ITS SUPPOSED TO BE THE OTHER WAY AROUND!
YOU MEAN YOUR MOOBS AND BUTT CURVES?!
Me: I think this is what it is. We need to break up. But I swear, you will never find a man like me ever again, hoe.
Dan: I think you've been cheating on me too!
Dan: I was doing laundry the other day and I found someones phone number!
Me: That was.. our.. cats...
Dan: Along with a thong
That rhymed XDD
Me: Findus likes when we call him, you know >>;;
And Findus likes... thongs too..
Dan: CATS CANT TALK
STOP MAKING EXCUSES!
Me: WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST FINDUS?!
Dan: WE DONT EVEN HAVE A CAT
Me: HEARTLESS BISSH
YOU HAVEN'T EVEN NOTICED HIM
Dan: Oh my gawd =_=;; this is going weirdly...
YOU HAVE HALLEUCENATIONS!
YOU EVEN TAKE MEDICINE FOR IT!
Me: Get. Out. Of. MY. House!
Or I will start going all Eminem and rap evil songs about you
Dan: THIS ISN'T EVEN YOUR HOUSE!
ITS MY MOTHERS AND IM NOT EVEN MARRIED TO YIU
Me: THAT'S IT. CONSIDER THIS RAP DEDICATED TO YOU
Dan: ITS ALL A DREAM
This all happened on Facebook. Yes.
Btw - even if Dan's a guy in real life, I top. That's just how it is.