pls don't scroll down bc of the painfully cliche title i jus really like the song bro pls

if u dont open this ur mom gay

lonely people are the most like trees. they’re trapped in a lonely prison, unable to move their torsos — they dream and thirst of a different world, but can only watch the shifting of time with a quiet indifference.  so, take my hand. pull yourself out of the ground, and let’s intertwine our roots.

oops, you have been scammed and to get out of this, you need to read the rest of the text.   okay, that’s a lame intro but hey there. your girl is looking for new friends to establish connections with, as well as plot partners and doms to pamper me. or even cute babies to have my attention to. i’m biual. leaning to males but i’m so willing to try some yuri too, although i’m vanilla for yuri so i hope you’re fine with that. we can talk about anything under the sun, or maybe

idk bro. valentine's just passed and i have succumbed to loneliness. but perhaps, no more?   

  so i’ll just get straight to the point. i’m looking for someone who wants to netflix and chill. i don’t ask for much, but here’s a little about me to give you a heads up: - i usually fc girls, mostly dia’s chaeyeon and iu, but i can be guys too depending on my mood. - i’m on the plus side of the globe, but my body clock is pretty much ruined so i stay up pretty late. - my typing mirrors the other, but i’m most comfortable writing in 3rd pov. - i like

no longer finding him love but if you wanna be friends.... pm me! 

  Thanks for clicking!    I'm really easy to talk to, so don't hesitate to message me or ask me questions :) I'm up for anything.     Some stuff about me:

Search hunt for a switch/dom lover for sweet pregnant Noah!

i'm currently looking for a sub who is down for some dirty deeds. not looking for a serious relationship atm but i'm always up to satisfy your needs. i'm a hard dom, can be very but i have soft spot for cute subs. my current fc is seventeen's mingyu and kang daniel. the only platform i'm on right now are kik and twt (preferrably kik). drop me a pm if you're interested, hope to hear from you soon.

looking for some casual fun.  would love to or just have deep convos about life, whatever. open to plotting as well. i can do anything, really. i'm a switch and i can dom/sub, whichever you're in the mood for. looking for a fellow switch; male or female, i'm cool with either.  i roleplay males typically. nct/bts. i don't care who you fc. pm me or comment your kik id down below.      

hi there! I feel as though roleplays aren’t really up to pat anymore with what I’m looking for so I decided to put this ad up to see if I can find what I’m looking for. Note that this is thread looking for a dom. There will be a TLDR at the bottom should you find this long and tiresome, not to worry! About Me: -enjoy writing more submissive characters, can switch of course, but would prefer to bottom more then top -GMT -5 -over no worries.

let's cut the chase. i'm a sub!switch girl who's looking for a long-term dom. i'm open to plotting and casual talks are fine, too but i'm leaning more towards scenarios. i'm not picky when it comes to faceclaims. i'm also panual, but leaning more towards men.    info about me; • gmt +8. • i reply whenever i could, don't worry. • panual, leaning towards men; switch, more submissive but can dom depending on my mood. • i fc a wid

hella lonely dom looking for friends and/or a sub to care for.

there are a plethora of these kinds of ads out there, but hopefully mine caught your attention! if you’re interested in getting involved with this mess of a person, please read below. yeet. 

ok hi so my best friend cant find a s/o and he's being Desperate and Whiny abt it so im helping his ass find someone.   basically all u need to know is: - he's GMT-8 but he doesn't rly give a abt tzs so feel free to shoot your shot, plus babies ! - he doesnt give a if you're a girl or boy - his main platform is twt but i'm sure he'd use line or kkt... hell his desperate would get kik for u - rabbit sessions are a MUST. he's ho

if this looks familiar to you and you've responded to my previous post, pls pls message me again, i've lost all my contacts. :( otherwise, read on! 

stop ghosting me wtf

please i swear im funny JSKSBEKABSJD n i also want aFFECTION HDGJJFSD also i cleaned everything out. esp kkt since i was busy. so if you sent a pm before for it.. hmu again.

hello. i've been very bored with my life recently, so i figured i'd try this whole make friends via aff thing. so, hear my pitch and please accept me into your life:  

read me.

Hey! I'm looking for a Mahsiho for my Junkyu. I'm just looking for 1 and wish for it to be long term non au plot. I'd be willing to play Mashiho as well. Send me a pm if you want to ask anything. :)

Another ad for plotting but hopefully it interests you anyway? <3        

I have 7 years of roleplaying experience and now i’m back after a long hiatus from rping. I’m looking for someone to rp as dom since i’ve been a sub for so long lol. My face claim right now is Woozi or Seungkwan ( if you want me to be someone else,then tell me.)  I have no preference for your fc so be anyone as long your fc is a guy lol. If you have no idea here’s some of my preferred : Mingyu,Seungcheol,Seokmin,Jungkook,Yoongi,Wonho,Shownu.   i do rp via pm or we can

i’ll get straight to the point. i’m looking for friends. yep, you read that right. if you wanna do more, i’d be glad too. if you’re into or not, just tell me beforehand. straight or yuri only, i’m sorry! and i only have kik too.  some facts about me: • my fc is rosé but i do change my fc once in awhile. • of legal age so i’d prefer it if you are too. • on the plus side of the world. • i have work so i won’t be able to reply on daytime durin

*jazz hands*

hey! my main muse currently is svt's woozi (but i'm willing to be junhui, ren or heechul) and he's in desperate need of friends or lovers on kkt, ig or kik. I don't mind who your muse is