i have a stupid best friend

who is the biggest idiot in the world?

annpark

who drinks an iced coffee while walking in a snow storm?

annpark

who constantly returns lost dogs to their owners?

annpark

who jumps in front of cars to stop people from running over pets and then brings them to animal hospitals?

annpark

who apologises to bugs and leaves and twigs that they stepped on?

annpark

who volunteers their free time to pack lunches and deliver them to homeless people?

annpark

who is so socially awkward they can't fuction in large crowds?

annpark

who cries watching movies like 'To kill a mockingbird' and 'The elephant man' because they can't stand to see people being treated poorly?

annpark

who seems to be a fictional character that men dream about but would never think is real?

annpark

LOOK AT HER STUPID FACE

WITH HER LONG BLONDE HAIR

PALE WHITE SKIN

GREY EYES

SHE'S SO DUMB AND UGLY AND UGHHHHHHHHH

 

 

 

but seriously

People don't understand just how amazing Ann is

I brag about her all the timeand people think it's just because we're best friends

which might be true

but it's because I'm her best friend that I can tell you that she is 100% pure in everything she does

She honestly gets upset if she steps on a worm or if she thinks she upset you in any way

today she bought my lunch because she thought I was angry at her for not answering her texts all day

she is so sweet

but

it upsets me when I see her sad

like today when some random guy called her a 'fatass'

like

seriously dude?

you

I almost punched him in his stupid ing face

Don't judge a person baised by what's on the outside

because I know some gorgeous women who are giant es

Ann is beautiful inside and out

and I will love and protect her until the day I die

I love boasting about my best friend

because she doesn't seem to understand just how cool she is

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SarcasticLover_
#1
Aw!!!
I wish a had a best friend like that.
AnnPark #2
um...RUDE


*But I secretly love you*