The more [x]’s the “dumber” you are. 
 
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking 
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking 
[ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door 
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle 
[x] You have thought of something funny while walking by yourself 
[x] Laughed, then watched people give you weird looks
So far: 5
 
[ ] You have run into a tree/bush
[ ] You know that it IS possible to your elbow 
[x] You have tried to your elbow… a few
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little star have the same rhythm. 
[x] You just tried to sing them.
So far: 8
 
[ ] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen. 
[x] You have choked on your own spit . 
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[x] You’ve never seen the Matrix. 
[ ] You type only with two fingers. 
So far: 10
 
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire 
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes. 
[x] You have caught yourself drooling. 
[ ] You have fallen asleep in class and fell outta your chair
So far: 13
 
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about 
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you 
[ ] You are often told to use your “inside voice”. 
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math. 
So far: 16
 
[x] You have eaten a bug
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important 
[ ] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand 
[x] You have ran around in your house. 
So far: 20
 
[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t. 
[x] You break a lot of things. 
[x] Your friends know not to use big words around you. 
[ ] You tilt your head when you’re confused 
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before 
So far: 23
 
[ ] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling or wall.
[x] The word “ummmmm” is used many times a day.  
TOTAL: 24/37