Mom: Pack up your things. We'll have a short vacation at here (China).

Me: *shock* *happy* *excited* Really?

Mom: Yeah!

Me: *grew eyes larger* thanks mom!!!

Mom: Child? Is this you? Oh, sorry dear! I thought it was Drake, I'm really sorry.

Me: *derp* wahhhhhhh! why did you have to crash it away mom?! just why?

wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! i just cried the whole time, up til now...

that was epic mom