I am annoyed beyond the universe. So, today I had my SNS wall full of posts saying how Sehun, Suho, Xiumin and Kai are coming to London and I was like, "Persuade parents to go to London on a school night, mission start!!" But of course my parents had to say no. Just so you guys know, I live in Greater London so London is like an hour away from my place. And I swear I was squealing like a whale/dolphin, "Kim Jongin, my husband is in London!!". But then this happened: http://lyrics.kashigasa.com/post/106950439965/sasaeng-fan-touches-exo-kai-sehun and I was like:

I read about an incident where Kai was threatened by a fan with a freakin' knife and I was like holy guacamole a long time ago! He was scared and he kind of vowed in his heart you could say to not come back here. And I started ranting like, "What the flying panda? Those fans are the reason why they came to London after 835623485634856348564837098534258 years and they still continue to be this way making them scared!! And it makes London fans look like psychos as well." ~_~ I am beyond pissed. I mean following around's enough, you go and touch them like bruh, they're celebs! If it were David Beckham or Nicki Minaj or someone like that, you'd probably get sued for inappropriate touching and stuff. Or if it was a normal person, doesn't really matter cause there's a thing called personal space and human rights or whatever. My mind is not functioning properly, it's past midnight here. Just look at that woman! They linked arms with Kai and Sehun like bruh, you need to hold back! It's not that I'm jealous or anything but it makes me angry that they have to deal with things like this after a long flight. Trust me I know, I've travelled too many times. And even the security makes me pissed, they search you, your stuff, your bags, your passport, your freaking boarding pass. Like can you not?

Anyway, the point is, it would have been nice to know your fans love you but these fans are not understanding at all. It would be perfect if they kept their distance and cried out their names on the top of their voices shouting encouraging messages, giving gifts but noooo. I'm not saying this again cause I'm Kai-biased but if I were to be a celeb, my parents would make sure I have like 10 personal bodyguards cause they don't even let me make a guy friend, let alone some random person hold my arm.  And I'd definitely not like people touching me. And I'll tell you that I don't plan on stalking them like an idiot even if I had a chance cause I need to go to Chinatown out there as well and get back home before dusk because my mom would kill me and it'd creep them out even more. Geez, that wouldn't be a good first impression lol. But I'd just keep my distance and look at them and if possible use google translator (yes, I planned this all my life) to ask KAi if I could take a selfie with him. And frame it and keep it in my room like a trophy lmao. It had been barely an hour since they arrived and surprise!!!! Saesang fans welcoming you while roaming their hands all over you in the freaking airport. How perfect!

And I also found this video of when they arrived in Heathrow Airport. I'm not a crazy fan lol seeing how informed I am, I have like 100 likes on kpop pages so they keep me informed. The video was shared by Koreaboo on Facebook. And I'll tell you, you'll get pissed beyond fuq so yh: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ey6y1SkDtdE

I'm positive they jammed the terminal or something. Like what the actual flying panda? Don't you have a brain? Even if I can't understand Korean I can understand that the manager wants the fans to keep their distance  with just those body language and gestures. Are you even a fan? You go up in their personal space and touch them like a creepy- psycho chick. -_- I'm glad some people and the uploader herself told the girl to not touch them and keep distance but I would never go to the airport for all that it mattered in the first place cause it's pretty clear it's gonna be chaotic and might dirupt others travelling; you could fit 20 people atleast in the amount of space they are standing at and they must have bumped into people on the way without apologizing cause they need to run to their "oppa". Personally, I don't like the word oppa either, it's just too much mainstream and overused. I'm sorry for the people there wanting to go on a peaceful flight but they find a swarm of girls squealing. In my opinion, fans shouldn't even be at the airport cause you only go to the airport to drop/pick up close ones or if you yourself are going somewhere. I would be seriously mad if I was having an emotional moment but hundreds of squeals interrupt the moment. The airport is a place with lots of emotional situations, I myself have almost cried when my father left home to come here like idk 4-5 years ago. And I get that yes, happiness is a emotion as well but really now? It's not the same as sadness when departing from a loved one or uniting with a loved one okay? It's not that deep.

Like I seriously wanna murder that girl that was stupid enough to actually touch him even after the warnings. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUQ??? You are the freakin' reason why they'll never come back here again and why there's not much international activities you dumb piece of stupidness and crapiness. I can't explain how embarrased UK Exo-L's are. I can't explain how much I want to just go into the video and slap that girl because Kim Jongin is already scared of that knife incident long ago and you just had to freakin' be a freakin' creep and scare him more! Like they already have restricted amount of personal space cause they go out of the hotel, fans be crowding them and following them and how are you even a "fan" if you can't understand that? And they cannot even complain or tell them to get away.

I'm also pissed at the amount of personal bodyguards or whatever SM sent along with the few members. Oh for crying out loud, a crazy chick touched them! Not only that, I'm also pissed at the amount of protection the airport had to offer. Like where were all the security and police and stuff they have in airports to create peace when there was such a havoc?? And why did they freakin' exit from the normal gate? I thought they'd come out the VIP gate or something? I appreciate the fact that they didn't want to let the fans down and the fans should've been grateful. But noooo, they take advantage of the generosity. -_- Now, lemme just explain that they are on a freaking vacation so people better leave them alone cause it's not a tour/concert/fanmeet! And a vacation is supposed to be peaceful, not a game of hide-and-seek when the idols hide and the fans search for them. Peace! *goes kicks a wall*

P.S. Sorry for all that swearing.