SO. TODAY. I TOOK A SHOWER. RIGHT RIGHT?

EVERYONE TAKES SHOWERS RIGHT?

WHILE I WAS SHOWERING. MY DAD BE LIKE.

"U SHOWER WHEN I WAS ABOUT TO SHOWER." IN LIKE A MEAN ASIAN DAD VOICE. AND I GOT SO SAD. PSHH. I GOT PISSED.

I WAS LIKE. "So what?"

When I came out of the shower. My dad was like. Just standing at the door with da most evil glare ever. I just scoffed at him. And when he finished his shower. I was in da living room. He was like. "Do you want something to drink???" Or.. like.. sometHing NICE AND I JUST GLARED AT HIM. And he was like. still in his angel voice. "Don't look at me like that young lady." LIKE PLAYFULLY. I WAS LIKE WHAT. SERIOUSLY?