Stupid questions parents asked me.

So here it is. I don't hate my parents or have issues with them but sometimes when they scold me stupid. I thought of what stupid questions they asked me before! Just laugh and agree or disagree as you may.

1. "Who started it?!"

As I posted it yesterday, about types of siblings with have. And this one particular type of siblings we have that leads to this stupid questions my parents asked me. Which is the famous "Who started it?!"

I ain't some bag full of stupid to confess my mistake after starting a fight either is my brother. We both won't say who started the fight, and why some may ask because we don't wanna get our or face spank. This is not an act of cowardness or dishonest, we are both just protecting ourselves from your dangerous hand. But as time pass, and they got tired of standing there glaring at us waiting for an answer, they will move on to the next question which is.

2. "Want me to beat you?"

This is just an excuse to make one of us scare an confess the truth which will leads to one getting spanking or slapping. Just right after a confession from one of us, the next minute you know it. The trouble maker as said get hits! Just like 'Bam and I got ran over by a car!'. I  am like "What just happened!". Then now I am thinking, since you are already going to hit me, why bother asking.

Here is a scenario:

"Who started it?"

ce and ma bro eye signal each other to keep it a secret.

-5 minutes later-

"Stop wasting my time! Want me to beat you?"

"Jill started it!"

*Slap* *Slap*

-Betrayer little >:(-

End of scenario.

3."What do you want to eat for dinner?"

Our lovely mummy often ask that but--

Scenario

"Jill what do you wanna eat for dinner?"

"Chicken soup with rice and vege?"

"No, something else that is too much work"

"Mushroom dish?"

"No"

"Fish--"

"Ai, shut up. Why you want eat something so troublesome, just eat what I cook" -Walk away like a boss-

End of scenario.

Like why bother even asking me when you will go for take away at the end of the day or you are going to cook whatever you want? Like why? And for dinner, I will have the same dish over and over again. So when I chose fast food for dinner, so I can have a break from the same food. I will get another scolding from mom saying I am fat and unhealthy, yeah I got it, a straight insult to my face. :< I totally understand when our moms get tired after a day at work and have to do the house cleaning plus cooking dinner, so she would be a little sloppy when making dinner but if your mom does make you dinner or make you the same dinner again and again, be happy and thankful because my mom don't make me dinner at all, she don't do the house cleaning . Just once a week and every week is the same, for dinner. She never cleans the house.

I love my parents okay. We should all be thankful to our moms for going through hours of painful biths and our daddy who earns $$ to pay our expensive phone bills and studies/ tution. I know that I might sound like a brat in this blog but I am not. I help my dad who need medical attention now on his back, he sprain his back. LOL. Not a laughing issue but. TeeHee. And my lazy mom to take everything for her.

So be thankful and love them alot!

Bye! Hope you enjoyed reading!