Because it's Halloween, I'm dressed as a pirate--a very fasionable one. It's the only pirate I could be, of course.

My entire outfit (including accessories) are my every day clothes (before my employer forced a uniform on me) except the bird on my shoulder and the eyepatch. People who have worked with me know this, of course. But it's funny hearing those who have just met me this year : "Your pirate outfit is so great! Where did you get it?" 

LOL

My closet.